Ascot - A week of total monarchical family indulgence!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore

Rather clear to see though how
obviously, very earnestly and
sycophantically, Rebekah
Absalom is striving for her Damehood!
Relative though to her evidently rather
recent comment obviously in respect
of how Charles Windsor, distinctively
and naturally irrefutably significantly
discernibly, physically looked during
his visit to Ascot; I must literally say
that her brash, fawning observation
alas; really doesn't, very realistically
carry much objective weight or any
conviction with someone distinctly
and effectively like me that doesn't
need, an urgent trip to Specsavers!

For in very marked contrast to what
Rebekah Absalom is undoubtedly
obviously, self-servingly saying
about Charles Windsor, quite evidently
he didn't look all that well. Specifically
nevertheless I'll simply leave it at that
considering that discernibly in clearly
marked contrast to himself, the other
person in his rather immediate close
family circle supposedly undergoing
treatment for cancer, looked tanned,
obviously in the pink and undeniably
very discernibly, clearly unbelievably
fit and healthy, literally following her
effectively, crucially unquestionably
and rather unintelligently six month
arbitrarily, thoroughly unconvincing
fake accounted for disappearance!

(C) Stanley V.  Collymore
20 June 2024.


Authors Remarks:
Rebekah Absalom, and quite clearly the plethora of her sort apart, Britain is still unquestionably a feudalism ensconced country that significantly overall simply loves being that way. And very evidently its monarchical family distinctively and unquestionably, as do the other evident elites specifically know this, and simply irrefutably and naturally very massively exploit this interminably quite endemic and distinctly pathetic British and their kinship relations, very obviously still in those genocidally acquired countries they still hold on to; while persistently, hypocritically and fatuously, pathetically bemoaning the obvious realization that in such circumstances they don't and can't have an all-white Britain! How more stupid and selfish can you obviously get? Stupidity and its attendant, endemic ignorance in glaring overdrive!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.

Reviews

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Stan the Man!
As a Yank whose roots are still firmly attached to Great Britain, but from four hundred years ago, I am fascinated by life in my ancestral home. I am proud of my British ancestry all the way back to when we were still French. Your concerns and observations sound just like our founding fathers' thoughts... "Who the hell are you to be collecting taxes from us?!"
I'm an old man, now, and have come to the conclusion that Camus was right, "Everything is absurd." And the greatest absurdity of all is to not know everything is absurd... But t is also surreal. The evidence is everywhere you look, it is a sticky mess on everything you hear, see, or touch.
I just sort of want to say that whatever the cost of maintaining a royal house, would redirecting the money solve anything? Homelessness? Disease? Stupidity? and one more bit of what gives Western Civilization a degree of continuity would be gone.
Your poem is wonderful in every way, style, voice, word choices, economy... I very much enjoyed reading it.
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