Methinks indubitably that the monarachical serfs do protest too much about their superiors’ welfare!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore

To those of you who fatuously state
that William Windsor didn't ask
for the life he has and then
asininely go on to say that he was born
into it, well here is my true perspective
on that rather specific, matter. William
can give it all up any time that he truly
wants to, but he really knows full well
that to essentially do so it would very
automatically, literally spontaneously
preclude any future actual conferring
on him, of all those discernibly rather
bogus medals; and significantly also
equally distinctly meaningless, titles.
A state of affairs, that would literally
simply mean for him, the immediate
cessation, of all sycophants bowing
and scraping to him because they're
noxiously obsessive social climbers
in desperate, dire need of perceived
honours like a personal knighthood!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
12 June 2024.  


Author's Remarks:  
William won't ever step aside from this veritable sumptuous gravy train, and as such, why should a workshy git like him ever want to do so?

And so with the very effectively, brilliant lessons in this significant and distinctly specific regard, effectively scrupulously garnered from Liz Windsor his crucially late grandmother; William also will carry on saying nothing of importance, quite simply do little, if anything, of essential significance; and as gran obviously did over all those years of her reign, simply continue to take in the money from any and every source!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.