A gross insult not only to Democracy but also common sense and one's natural intelligence!

Self-explanatory

By Stanley Collymore

Seemingly, if the Daily Mail is to
be believed, and why shouldn't
it be this laudable paragon of
truthfulness and discernibly impeccable
morality, there's irrefutably, obviously an
internecine and crucially bitter fraternal
warfare, very signifantly privately going
on literally alarmingly, between Charles
Windsor and rather unquestionably the
elder of his two brothers Andrew really
over the latter's obvious determination
and adamant insistence, in essentially
quite distinctively, wishing to continue
literally living, in the opulent residence
of Royal Lodge really an actual stately
home ensconced simply effectively in
98 acres of parkland and significantly
specifically and distinctively basically
and most crucially obviously adorned
with 30 quite generously sized rooms
which very determinedly, it's allegedly
stated, Charles simply wants Andrew
to vacate, clearly in favour of William.

This would-be action, were it to come
to fruition, notwithstanding the very
obvious fact that William already,
unquestionably, quite distinctly obviously
has in his personal possession precisely
four separate homes! Comprising really,
all together, of Adelaide Cottage that is
sited in Windsor Berkshire; Kensington
Palace Apartment 1A, actually located
in the City of London; also Anmer Hall
in Norfolk; and, Tan-Na-Ghar William's
actually fourth clear residence, on the
Balmoral Estate in Scotland! Yet clear
avarice, arrogance and irrefutably too
self-entitlement have discernibly only
aided and distinctly abetted William's
covetousness while avidly and rather
fatuously, quite evidently pathetically
in his apt, unquestionable arrogance,
similarly consolidating this evidently
delusional, distinctively and crucially
believed, naturally fittingly, birthright
entitlement to any obviously desired
trophy possession, he cares to own.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
3 June 2024.


Author's Remarks:
I can see the lame excuses being trotted out already!

Never the less an elected Head of State would be infinitely better than having this seedy family that's forced upon us!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.