Save your biased concerns for Kate's notional "happy" 13th wedding anniversary!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore  
 
British royals clearly don't have a  
monopoly on any service tours,  
or who should unquestionably  
participate in them! Consequently, in all  
reasonableness Harry and Meghan are  
actually at liberty, to do service in their  
very own characteristic way, and don't  
effectively obviously have to basically  
ask anybody's actual permission. For,  
rather clearly as Harry has previously  
and crucially actually poignantly and  
essentially said: Service is universal.  
Rather crucially also neither himself  
nor Meghan have actually ever said  
anything really about either or even  
both of them ostensibly desirous of  
being distinctively, private citizens!  
 
Furthermore, they are, to coin the  
media's and Windsors fab term,  
actually non-working royals; a  
terminology also, unsurprisingly clearly  
popular with the serf sycophants, who  
essentially love to employ it, basically  
derogatorily, when obviously referring  
to Harry and Meghan. Characteristic,  
in their vitriolically nasty, Karens and  
Gammons attacks very conveniently  
but obviously, very simply forgetting  
that unlike those clearly well-heeled,  
in favour Windsor grifters obviously  
neither Harry, nor similarly Meghan,  
are crucially taking a solitary penny  
or rather evidently, basically asking  
for any money, either from the UK's  
or any other discernible, taxpayers!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
28 April 2024.  
 
Author's Remarks:  
Ordinarily as a former volunteer adviser with what was then very discernibly the Marriage Guidance Council which since then has been renamed Relate, my very frank advice to people, rather obviously such as yourselves would  basically be to specifically get a life.  
 
Regrettably nowadays, such pertinently relevant advice would be like pissing in the wind; quite pointlessly unrewarding! So go and celebrate

Author's Note

As per my previous works.