Your obsession with Meghan is seriously concerning, Amanda Platell!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore  
 
It's not as if the Daily Mail hires  
you for your purportedly quite  
outstanding talent Amanda  
Platell! Clearly very unquestionably to  
anyone, with the merest modicum of  
intelligence, or basic commonsense  
it's basically apparent that you have  
none of these! However, you simply  
do have one quite specifically toxic  
and undoubtedly verminous ability;  
simply inured racism, that through  
the Daily Mail's obviously pathetic  
and undeniably literally obsessive  
compulsion, with rather rightwing  
and likewise quite racist clickbait  
financial earnings, your obviously  
very specific penchant in the one  
and crucially, discernible interest  
in the other: quite simply, literally  
making money very undoubtedly  
so at any cost, these two clearly  
quite aforementioned, obviously  
human deficiencies do basically  
actually make you Amanda, just  
like the very classic Useful Idiot  
that you quite self-evidently are,  
crucial to current requirements!  
 
Other than that Amanda Platell,  
you're actually like the classic  
stupid Stockholm syndrome  
aficionado, asininely deluding yourself  
that you're truly, indispensable to your  
controller, when obviously in actuality  
you're not but quite undeniably much  
too stupid to realize, let alone clearly  
accept, that you're discernibly, being  
cynically used! But then, really show  
me a rather delusional, Terra nullius  
genocidal Australian man or clearly  
his Sheila sycophant woman who's  
not your vile simpleton, equivalent!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
21 April 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
I simply don't actually quite understand why people actually care so much. How basically empty must someone's life be that this is discernibly what essentially effectively undoubtedly consumes their thoughts on a daily basis.  
 
You could alternatively be literally doing something very distinctively productive, with your lives; but no! Instead you very evidently, basically, and most fatuously choose to indefinitely get actually angry about what a totally, complete stranger: Meghan Markle -- to all of you, who you have never met, most unlikely will really ever do so, and simply doesn't actually interact with, calls hersel! And your sort simply see yourselves as the unquestionably crucially prime and even discernibly inalienable specimens of humanity's Master Race. And clearly Barbados has some rather beautiful ski slopes I can lease to you at a distinctly affordable price! Interested? Lol!  
 
Incidentally, you Amanda Platell and the other haters of Meghan might have noticed if your collective intellectual acumen stretch that far, that quite invariably when I write about Meghan I don’t use any titles pertaining to her and likewise often only use her name Meghan; but everyone knows who I’m referring to, and that’s the very same situation pertaining to her globally. So what you dim-witted morons are simply dpoing in your inured stupidity is to give her the actual publicity that you claim she’s after. And whether or not Meghan and Harry have titles, everybody knows who they are. Can the same be said about you Amanda Platell, Maureen Callaghan and the other Karen scum and Gammons who need to use her frequently even in stories that are not in the least bit relevant to her in order to get the recognition you need directly through your asinine and thoroughly fatuous virtue signalling!  
 
So prove me wrong Amanda Platell or Maureen Callaghan, write a story about any other subject matter that you care to except Meghan �" just for once �" and see how many clicks you get. Go on, do it! But you won’t will you; as financially it’s Meghan and your insane obsession with her that pays your wages!  As we say in Barbados: “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!”

Author's Note

As per all my previous works.