Paul Hollywood - the recipient of a British national, colonialist award for services to Himself!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore  
 
Even if the MBE actually meant  
anything which, on a practical  
level, I quite personally don't  
think it does, as Britain, in case those  
handing out these evidently basically  
pointless gongs, as well as the really  
deluded recipients, basically proudly  
and vaingloriously, happily receiving  
them, don't appear to simply realize,  
no longer has an empire, and that is  
specifically therefore what the MBE  
is obviously all about: a Member of  
the British Empire, and rather in my  
point of view, is clearly tantamount  
to Italy quite farcically handing out  
similar type gongs, on behalf of an  
essentially defunct Roman Empire,  
which is precisely, what the former  
British Empire likewise, actually is!  
 
And to actually add insult in this  
very recent British example of  
handing out this clearly very  
preposterous MBE to a man discernibly  
distinctly hosting a basically fading TV  
programme and for which, specifically  
as its actual presenter, he is distinctly  
well paid is not only naturally farcical  
but actually clearly demented. Surely  
there are unquestionably, thoroughly  
commendable and quite discernibly  
so, several altruistically meritorious  
candidates, effectively undoubtedly  
across Britain who simply glaringly  
significantly; basically distinctively  
and undeniably obviously crucially  
clearly very ostensibly deservingly  
rather literally, naturally irrefutably  
qualified and characteristically so  
clearly demonstrably distinctively  
from basically every societal and  
state perspective; quite evidently  
comprehensely undeniably meet  
the specific criteria indefatigably  
required in all naturally authentic  
regards, but are very deliberately  
basically withheld for effectively  
class inured, and elitist reasons!  
 
Implaccaby a deeply entrenched  
class structured society which  
even the quite hard done by  
and knowingly so thoroughly despised  
by their actually perceived as societal  
elite betters it's really a cultural state  
of affairs, which the vast majority of  
quite intensely, simply brainwashed  
British plebeians clearly undeniably  
accept with their actual, customary  
equanimity and to such a basically  
obvious distinctly ludicrous extent  
that very obviously too even when  
their Lords and masters quite feel  
effectively disposed to be fittingly  
patronizing to them or discernibly  
specifically recourse, subjectively  
to clearly doing a quite necessary  
bout of essential virtue signalling  
to thus aptly conceal an episodic  
factor of their distimctly dubious,  
private lives, or criminal financial  
affairs which clearly are crucially  
hugely embarrassing and simply  
consequently naturally plunge to  
the level of covering these up by  
significantly dishing out suitable  
gongs, it's too a recognized fact  
that while close associates and  
friends will surely automatically  
get their promised, Damehoods  
and Lordships the plebeian and  
serfs kind, will automatically be  
restricted to the very basement  
bargain insignias obviously like  
the MBE that nevertheless they  
will clearly rather optimistically  
accept with untrammelled glee.  
 
Meanwhile, evidently disgracefully  
and very deliberately overlooked  
quite effectively, not worthy of  
even a solitary rudimentary recognition  
for their invaluable work and obviously  
very unstinting services to their fellow  
human beings if those that irrefutably  
have both the responsibility, and also  
the additional authority of not simply  
only recommending but handing out  
also these naturally virtue signalling  
gongs, simply cared to look; people,  
for example, who at quite great risk  
to themselves generally and simply  
their own lives specifically, actually  
voluntarily very significantly clearly  
and quite bravely obviously go into  
war zones to undeniably mercifully  
unquestionably help, those literally  
innocent civilians there but are the  
obvious people who really have no  
say, or would they ever be listened  
to by the political, or the other sick  
and clearly specific progenitors of  
these absolutely, quite specifically  
useless gongs; and distinctly also  
those evil toxically warmongering  
political rulers, who self-servingly,  
hand them out generously to very  
sycophantic, and obviously rather  
undeserving recipients. A fittingly  
rewarding gong then for basically  
doing one's work, and too getting
remarkably well paid, for doing it!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
18 April 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:
In the quite indisputable words of George Bernard Shaw, and I quote him verbatim: "Titles [simply] distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior; and are disgraced by the inferior!"

Author's Note

As per my previous works