Royalty: a euphemism for simply expected, fully acknowledged, and an automatic feudal serf control!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore

The undoubtedly indefatigably very
thoroughly brainwashed, utterly
gullible and quite discernibly
uneducated, moronic serfs that really
consistently rabbit on, about Britain,
obviously meaning, simply England,
distinctively having: a continuously
in situ - 1000 years old royal family
and, consequently, that is precisely
and actually undoubtedly how the
today's status quo, must decidedly
and essentially, unchangeably be!
Really? You rather idiotically and
similarly evidently clearly risibly
demented numbskulls! So please
simply, basically tell which royal
family unquestionably was that?
The House of York; likely, maybe
the House of Lancaster; perhaps
crucially, literally and obviously
distinctly appreciatively, simply
the Tudor; or very possibly also
the family of Stuarts; the actual
Hannoverians; or, undoubtedly
so, the very current incumbent
occupants of that effective role,
the so apparently Saxe-Coburg-
Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsors?

The honestly frank, and simply
irrefutably obvious to anyone
with a genuine and evidently
not the least delusional appraisal of
history; and also in total possession
of an unquestionably authentically
comprehesively, fully documented
history of England and likewise so
the British Isles per se, knows that
there has quite undoubtedly, very
irrefutably, discernibly obviously,
never actually been a continuous
"royal" or any other significantly,
grandiloquent type, monarchical
family distinctly installed on this
island of Britain much less so for
your fatuously believed and also
obviously literally demented but
regularly stated, quite unbroken
assembly of one thousand years.

Neither discernibly practicable
nor continuously in situ; and
furthermore none of these
families were biologically related to
each other. And basically therefore
accordingly and quite significantly
crucially, what you truly evidently
and really undoubtedly ingrained
idiots are simply very deceptively
and deliberately also, maliciously
and really dishonestly positing, is
nowt other, than simply absolute
sick fantasy with unquestionably
no significant relevance really to
feasibly support this fabrication!
And while you're effectively at it
don't simply, really conveniently
forget the generally distinctively
crucially and totally undeniably
significantly pivotal importance
of Oliver Cromwell - discernibly
the unquestionable Republican!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
31 March 2024.


Author's Remarks:
While equality of opportunity doesn't equate to or actually mean in reality that you'll automatically achieve all or even any of the admirable pursuits and achievements that you so assiduously have endeavoured to achieve and very gamely and committedly went after; at least whatever the results of your quite commendable endeavours you at least know and fully appreciate that you did unencumbered have the opportunity to pursue your ambitions, tried in trying to achieve them and whether you really succeeded or actually simply failed, did realize in the process of these personal endeavours your own natural strengths and weaknesses.

To however, in marked contrast, from birth rather vaingloriously told and as well exuberantly encouraged to believe that you're incredibly exceptional even when you're still a babe in arms and very literally have unquestionably achieved absolutely nothing, and distinctively in this process a significantly undoubtedly obvious state of affairs which  basically carries on quite relentlessly; this literally, crucially obviously, despite your having in the intervening years not shown any remarkable or outstanding qualities in any respect; but a state of affairs that in no way impacts negatively on you, but rather perversely thoroughly strengthens your basically vile claim to superiority; and all actually based very solely on whose actual vagina you effectively emerged from and just as scandalously who quite specifically jerked off there to in effect create the person that is you!

No skills actually required then, and no real test of your abilities to literally ascertain that you actually have any; for crucially your life of gratuitous fawning to you, a life too of sheer opulent indulgence quite avidly and thoroughly encouraged through a vile sense of false natural superiority and literal self-entitlement, all these very firmly endorsed by quite massively acquired but really clearly unearned or never genuinely worked for, and thus unquestionably unwarrantedly wealth throughout one's lifetime. And all really because, you basically have attributed to you this scandalously make belief, fantasy title of "royal" and which is all preposterously gifted through an incorrigible and infantile birth right! And this evidently still in the 21st Century!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.