Try Putin your own houses in order, British media!

Self-explanatory

By Stanley Collymore

How long has the Daily Mail and
equally the rest of the British
media been rather openly
reporting, that Vladimir Putin, Russia's
democratically elected President, has
been ongoingly suffering from a long
term terminal illness, with several, of
them, even categorically stating that
he's irrefutably dead, and the person
being displayed publicly as him is in
fact clearly a body double. No proof
of course given, to truly corroborate
their allegations, and naturally none
literally needed, as Vladimir Putin is
Russian; and, effectively, the British
media actually know quite well that
with their quite generally braindead
and, specifically gullible morons as
readers; listeners; and undoubtedly
subscribers, to what they so lyingly
and simply dishonestly say; such a
significantly crucial matter, like the
basic truth, is wholly irrelevant and
would only, and very unnecessarily,
just unquestionably, get in the way.

Principally of what they customarily,
most dutifully and very deceitfully
on a routine basis, and all quite
pertinent in their rather dementedly sick,
absolutely twisted and, distinctively, vile
accusations about Russia normally and
President Putin specifically, simply love
to say! However, when in retaliation the
Russian media literally once, play them
at their own stupid game, and naturally
equally announce, that the fake-cancer
stricken, Charles Windsor is also dead,
very instinctively, all hell simply breaks
loose and in these very British media's
idiotic, predictable way! How dare you,
they scream in their vociferous uproar
and repulsive condemnation!  Literally  
daring to castigate, and denigrate too,
an unquestionably, divinely-appointed,
British monarch Charles III, irrefutably
the clear ruler, of the United Kingdom,
in that quite shameful and disgusting
fashion you're inexcusably employing.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
21 March 2024.


Author's Remarks:
To which I obviously and sensibly add that people who reside in glass houses should crucially be very wary of throwing stones!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.