Why aren't the police doing welfare checks on these lazy, but allegedly diligent so-called royals?

Self-explanatory

By Stanley Collymore      
     
Lol! Principally because they clearly      
wouldn't get very far with such a      
proposition of mine! Since for      
starters, all those vile monarchical serf      
sycophants would instantaneously, be      
maddeningly, up in arms - egregiously      
encouraged, and similarly specifically      
basically so by their decision makers      
obviously in the rightwing press, and      
electronic media; citing it as a rather      
nefarious woke decision; but simply      
more specifically so, the entire UK's      
police force commanders; crucially,      
aptly, the full British Establishment,      
naturally involving most politicians      
evidently, of all the political parties      
and generally at every level clearly      
nationally and locally quite literally      
attendant with all those effectively      
undeniably rabidly, social climbing      
celebrities would be quite urgently      
undoubtedly actually diametrically      
opposed too; rather s**t scared of      
simply abrogating through such a      
decision their supposed and even      
significantly, obsessively, yearned      
for and expected too, designation      
of obviously very self evidently to      
all quite intelligent persons, other      
than effectively characteristically      
sad morons truly unquestionably      
like themselves, actually defunct      
British Empire citations and also      
discernibly very pointless gongs.      
     
Having got that off my chest, so      
to speak, I've noticed too that      
these bone idle scroungers      
and grifters are with the full blessing of      
our Government and parliament about      
to get an additional handout, from the      
British taxpayers, who simply weren't      
consulted or even asked by the way,      
another wad distinctively of welfare      
benefits, actually totalling a precise      
£39 million Pounds Sterling simply      
quite ongoingly so, from next year!      
Yet, these rather sad, brainwashed      
morons who avidly, brownnosingly      
support them, care simply more in      
quite malevolently moaning about      
those vilely selective, members of      
the British public appropriately on      
universal credit, or when basically      
not asininely doing that obviously      
see nothing wrong in vociferously      
attacking key workers striking for      
improved pay and better working      
conditions. How more stupid can      
anyone actually become? Unless      
of course, they're unquestionably      
a most fatuously demented; very      
clearly feudally monarchical serf      
Briton billited in the 21st Century.      
     
(C) Stanley V. Collymore      
1 March 2024.      
     
     
Author's Remarks:      
Let the monarchical sycophants; those in the MSM and the plethora of others who in essence are nothing but very indoctrinated and clearly pathetic social climbing, feudal mindset serfs who're wholly enamoured by these meaningless citations, pertaining to what's very self- evidently a defunct British Empire, and attendant similarly, with these ludicrous gongs which they're distinctively obsessively after, effectively actually carry on, if they must, with what they absolutely in their delusional state of mind love doing, but essentially for common sense sake, as well and basic rationality, sensible persons should obviously stop this very transparent nonsense they go along with.      
     
These so-called royals, allegedly working - a misnomer if ever there was one - or not, don't do anything that could even actually be relatively, basically remotely described as genuine work. So cut the pretence that somehow is all part of British tradition and as such unquestionably, markedly crucially and intrinsically, your culture. In that case, open up the coal mines again and actually send kids as young as 6 down them, once more; as that was a prevalent practice not all that long ago across Britain! Attendant too with all the horrendous injuries which these minors routinely received; but were evidently nevertheless perceived by those exploiting them, and a clearly subservient and overall simply stupid class entrenched society, as literally irrefutably indispensable to a colonialist driven the British society!      
     
Don't you people ever learn or simply have the capacity to do so? Peasants!      
     
Meanwhile, a bone idle git hereditarily, without lifting a finger for it, gets a cool billion Pounds Sterling with the added bonus of not having, unlike all of you plebs who come into money or property, to fork out any inheritance tax; while evidently his undeniably likeminded, lazy missus and the rampant social climbing, gold digger that she transparently is has been literally and massively expensively transitioned into a multi-million Pound very expensive clothes horse, utilizing more money, in this vainglorious process of hers, on her quite ostentatious frivolities than the bulk of you ingrained idiots can ever imagine accruing among yourselves, as she insultingly does this to your enamoured applause, while at the same time openly doing this in clearly financially for significant numbers of you, perilous and highly demonstrably likewise very straightened circumstances. Yet very amazingly you nevertheless do obviously, but delusionally, see yourselves as the very principal elements simply of a purportedly so, in your toxically, verminous, sick minds, master race. How more pathetic really, can you actually get?

Author's Note

As per my previous works.