In hospital, knowing Waity Kate was there, I said hello to the Stepford Wife of my monarchical heir!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore      
     
You don't half print some puerile              
s**t, Daily Mail while labelling              
it as actually exciting and              
even incredibly extraordinary, ground              
breaking news. But then that's hardly              
so surprising; with simply demented              
twats like Rebecca English basically              
doing the reporting and also writing              
that, aforementioned stuff. Charles:              
a state of affairs, obviously publicly              
known and therefore already rather              
publicly expected to be in quite the              
same simply posh private hospital              
that Kate is presently in exactly on              
the very day of his own admission              
therein actually stops by for a few              
moments and similarly effectively              
evidently says a short hello, to her.      
     
This, rather significantly, bearing in              
mind that Kate who Charles has              
publicly stated is his favourite              
daughter in law and also the daughter,              
not legitimately anyway, he's evidently              
never had has clearly been in hospital              
for in excess of 10 days and he never              
even once essentially ever visited her              
during that time. But now on his own              
admission date and rather physically              
simply in the same, hospital building              
Charles quite conveniently, evidently              
and obviously literally dutifully stops              
by for a short while and presumably              
says hello to Kate. Hardly incredible              
or really very ground-breaking and              
outstanding stuff, is it? Unless, that              
is of course, you're a f*****g prized              
idiot and unquestionably also really              
a thoroughly dim-witted and literally              
an evidently, obsequiously fawning              
c**t like Rebecca English, really is!      
     
Rather ordinarily so, normal people              
in Britain, and I would generally              
assume everywhere else in              
the world, with close relatives actually              
in hospital, and obviously irrespective              
of what kind of hospital: clearly quite              
posh or the NHS type, it is, are rather              
routinely and crucially encouragingly              
by their bedside aptly during visiting            
hours and effectively additionally so              
if that relative is terminally ill, or in a              
discernibly poorly situation. Literally              
not so these superficially endearing              
very obviously evidently specifically              
to each other, however, Windsor lot              
though, including in Kate's case her              
own husband William! And actually              
it's logically a significant deducible              
certainty to rather fittingly say that              
Charles very undoubtedly wouldn't              
have been there either if he wasn't            
clearly being admitted for his own              
operation during the substantially              
mysterious duration in that same              
posh and private hospital literally              
as the unsullied, Kate Middleton!      
     
(C) Stanley V. Collymore              
26 January 2024.      
     
     
Author's Remarks:            
Being both logical and realistic and just as intelligently also as anyone basically most objectively, and effectively can be Kate is simply in the very same hospital that Charles, absolutely rather distinctly from the actual outset of his essentially  and simply unquestionably, determined medical diagnosis was scheduled to be in; so effectively Charles quite evidently obviously, not having previously visited Kate at any time specifically, during the more than 10 days that Kate was really, and is still in hospital after having been admitted there initially, it's distinctly the height of stupidly, with Charles actually on the very day of his admission to the same hospital, and on arriving there as well solely for his undoubtedly planned and upcoming operation, and naturally while he was effectively in the crucially same hospital building to have popped to Kate's private room for simply a few moments, for anyone other than a truly braindead moron, to then categorically claim far less overly state that Charles had paid Kate a visit; a really noxiously asinine assertion which unequivocally was effectively literally implanted with the most brownnosing a*s licking and imbecilic, fatuous obsequiousness by Rebecca English. Charles literally saw Kate; he didn't visit her as any sentient mind would in a hospital context really understand that terminology!      
     
It's no different from you, or I entering a hospital for a surgical procedure and as a consequence of our ailment, basically have to be there; but while there, clearly either realized or obviously knew before hand of the presence of someone, who we personally know, being hospitalized at that said hospital. Most naturally for ordinary folk, irrespective obviously, of the two earlier cited instances - a prior awareness, of this specific individual's admittance to hospital, which crucially in spite of that didn't obviously prompt us to actually go and visit them, or this totally new situation of simply learning for the first time of this person's actual hospitalization - going and seeing that individual personally cannot nor should it ever be construed as a VISIT! Simply because you only saw that person just because you obviously happened to be at that hospital effectively for your own medical reasons; and mere decency in those circumstances dictated that you saw that person! QED - No Visit!      
     
Meanwhile, for all of you pathetic pillocks trying, whichever way you can to factor Harry and more specifically Meghan and their two children into this Windsor farce, just speedily go and join dead Kenneth Eugene Smith in Alabama! As obviously, you're unquestionably the same white trash that he was!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.