Whatever else you think of Camilla, clearly her prostate enlargement skills are now legendary!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore
 
More fawning monarchical bullshit
from this prized pillock Rebecca
English so clearly assiduously
striving like fellow trollop Joan Collins to
literally also quite obviously acquire one
of those available so-called royal gongs
for preferably basically, simply crucially
personal services, so eagerly rendered
and very obviously and identically also
as Joan Collins attained a Damehood.
However effectively very simply more
than likely though, on returning home
Camilla purposely in critical terms of
necessity, and crucially meticulously
thereafter, naturally and distinctively
rather painstakingly, had a thorough
cleansing shower, to quite basically
rid herself of that physical, serf-like
interaction, that she effectively had
to quite essentially endure with the
abused women that she physically
came in contact with, as well as to
assuredly guarantee to herself the
naturally maximum contamination
undoubtedly to herself from them.
 
How very ironic all of this vile crap!
Considering that Diana Spencer
once suffered quite appalling
abuse and also additionally unequivocal
and murderous death, essentially at the
hands of Camilla and Charles! Actually,
in unquestionably, vitriolic inhumanity,
this odiously evil pair did grotesquely
torment Diana, virulently and equally
similarly, in the most evil, demented
manner psychologically! And, vilely,
now this! Serially, shamelessly and
also deeply embedded, adulterous
Camilla Parker Bowles ludicrously
and publicly literally showboating
for abused women. How nakedly,
repugnantly vile, and really crass
this insensitive, virtue signalling!
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 January 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:
There is unquestionably, and categorically also, no doubt whatsoever in my mind and quite simply there has never ever been that the evil contents outlined in this poem and along with Diana's evidently calculated and brutal murder have simply, understandably been in the forefront of Harry's enforcedly traumatization.
 
No such empathy though, either for Harry or his mother Diana, on William's part! For in marked contrast William the cold, quite entrenched; evilly, malevolently egregious, toxically verminous, endemic racist pillock is also a basically, nastily obsessed, power hungry mercenary c**t, that in my logical objective analysis of him makes those two siblings Joseph Lyle and Erik Galen Menendez look like choir boys and their murderous actions appear minor!
 
And Charles would do well to watch his back not on account of anything Harry is doing or was ever likely to: as I'm totally and unequivocally convinced that Harry has always and still does love his father but is naturally dismayed by his fathers rank stupidly towards himself, Meghan and their children and grotesquely egged on by Camilla, William and Kate.
 
The one Charles should be undoubtedly concerned about is his psychopathic and older son William, and a state of affairs that has bugger all to do with the odious and evil killing of his mother; frankly this awful piece of racist s**t that constitutes his first born William is discernibly like all psychos, very self-centred, undoubtedly always essentially want what they think they should have and will use all means at their disposal to get what they after.
 
And now that this stupid and ludicrously pathetic prat thinks that he's undeniably the obviously infallible, endearing pin up of Britain's Nazis, right winger losers and attendant with them the surfeit of looney Brexiteers and sycophantic, menopausal monarchical brownnosers, you are really essentially on borrowed time Charles! A state of affairs not obviously from Harry or Meghan, Archie or Lilibet but William!
 
And although William is simply no longer actually in love, if he ever really was, with Kate Middleton, his grandmother's quite induced Stepford brood mare and rather clearly the same situation that evidently transpired with you and Diana, William is literally stuck with her, as there can't be logically another accidental car accident or other such contrived death of another Princess of Wales. And obviously having with her mother done what they crucially did to effectively get where Carole surely and Kate herself wanted to be this is not a snowflake in Hell's chance of Kate ever abandoning what she basically dubiously and intends to hold on to has attained.
 
But God which William does not believe in, as a prospective official Head of the Church of England, and which obviously essentially demonstrates the whole vile and ludicrous existence of this decadent and utterly useless Windsor family and any similar replacement does work in so many mysterious ways. For who would have thought even among the surfeit of thoroughly and evilly brainwashed sycophants that in 2024 in the 21st Century, not the delusional and very laughable one consistently paraded in the UK that syphilis: a rather rampant Middle Ages disease would emphatically strike in the way it has, causing as a very gross distraction from it, for Meghan and Harry to be relentlessly and obsessively targeted to distract from what is literally going on in a discernibly, unquestionably posh, private London hospital! Who says there's no God! Lol!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.