Poor Diana, who hadn't a chance against this malevolent, toxic, infernal duo of evil Shand sisters!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore  
 
If Charles was a bloke working  
at Asda or some other British  
supermarket for that matter;  
these two slags: Camilla and her sister,  
very evidently, wouldn't have given him  
a second glance, and actually the very  
same can be truthfully said in relation  
to Ku Klux Kate Middleton undeniably  
in reference obviously distinctively to  
Charles' monarchical heir and clearly    
older son William. Which indubitably  
proves that the obvious elevation of  
these specific trollops is essentially  
all about money, power, status, and  
prestige; in an unquestionably truly  
overly and distinctly overtly, deeply  
entrenched; literally class-infested,  
and a most self-evidently basically  
manifestly, and rather distinctively  
unequal society that simply offers  
nothing more; and obviously quite  
transparently too nothing actually  
of measurable, or durable quality!  
 
And as for Camilla, now that she  
has lasciviously lured, and also  
very permanently secured her  
essentially, rather obviously, distinctly  
besotted with, very bloodshed soiled  
Tampax aficionado lover, she simply  
can't even bear, to live with him! Any  
more so, than a rather similarly very  
slow William who's also discovered  
that he himself obviously can't with  
the ingrained, gold digger slag that  
most obsessively stalked him; and  
who he several times evidently ran  
from and clearly in desperation did  
his quite level best to escape from  
her, but who actually nevertheless,  
consistently and simply purposely  
rather unrelentingly remorselessly  
chased after him encouraged and  
earnestly driven on by her actually  
obsessively addicted and patently  
manifestly, unquestionably, social  
climbing veteran and similarly too  
persistent mum Carole Middleton.  
 
A calculatedly and aptly no holds  
barred relentless pursuit that,  
quite obviously, inevitably  
caused the not really bright William, very  
basically like his father did with Camilla,  
to significantly, literally stupidly cave in!  
Now, belatedly, simply on William's part  
and obviously basically dissimilar from  
his dad's clearly unchanged position of  
being actually still unilaterally besotted  
with Camilla, the crucially fundamental  
truth of who, and what literally his wife  
Kate very unmistakably is; William has  
thus slowly, but rather distinctively too  
pulled up his personal drawbridge very    
relative to his wife that he evidently no  
longer effectively lives with! Obviously,  
and surreptitiously, undeniably has his  
adulterous affairs, evidently both ways;  
but, nevertheless, clearly have his own  
and Kate's PR teams crucially working  
overtime to essentially keep the racist    
serfs on whom they very transparently  
do heavily rely for their toxic adulation  
and undeniably too, a rather obviously  
and discernibly increasingly societally  
challenged monarchy very clearly just  
limping along; but, according to these  
PR briefings, and relentless, rightwing  
rags rampant propaganda, everything  
in this very lavish monarchical garden  
is irrefutably happy and naturally rosy.  
Ist das nicht so William? Undoubtedly  
wrong, as it's simply optics to anyone  
with a snippet of intellectual acumen!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
31 December 2023.


Author's Remarks:
With his plethora of mistresses, and other lovers, Charles distinctively with the overtly gross assumptions, of his own undeniably and clearly essentially rather obviously unparalleled and also unquestionably, sense of his superior importance, most probably had both of the Shand sisters as his joint mistresses; but actually obliged to, as Charles was clearly putty in their hands, enforcedly opted  for the less hideous looking of the two as his prospective wife, and once Diana was dead, as his future queen! And clearly what an unquestionably, discernibly, undeniably odious, thoroughly malevolent and a most blatant and brazenly egregious duo of very undoubtedly, unmistakeably, distinctively; evidently literally, characteristically rather verminous specimens of very debilitating toxicity, purportedly and evilly, ludicrously masquerading as members of the fairer sex, these two distinctively calamitously evil Shand sisters irrefutably are! That very effectively as well as obviously efficiently plotted Diana's demise and with the clear support of her husband Charles, bold as brass then turned their remaining lethal fire equally effectively as well evidently similarly detrimental on all other serious contenders who they regarded as being in the frame of being rather quite genuinely competition prospective competitors, like the Australian "Kanga" Tryon, who herself was quite discernibly murdered as Diana was! Mission accomplished as they say, on the part of these quite diabolical Shand sisters; and Charles every bit the besotted and controlled accomplice! Rather risibly and pathetically so as he still is! Courtesy of the Shand duo!
 
Even the Daily Mail, now a vile prominent standard bearer for the Windsor family; the very decadent too, Gang of Four: Charles, Camilla, William and Kate and in tandem too with their respective PR teams, most of whom either routinely collaborate with the Daily Mail or are obviously seconded to it for actually creating and essentially supplying these plethora of nonsensical stories to it to tart up the odiously, evilly, toxic narrative, pertaining not just to the Windsors themselves but similarly also, the Shand, Parker Bowles and evidently the Middleton families; very discernibly in the past really believed that Kanga Tryon was actually murdered, after an initially failed attempt on her life when she was actually pushed from a top floor window of the London clinic where she was very enforcedly being hospitalized.  
 
In that rather murderous attempt on her life Kanga Tryon was obviously crippled for life and never walked again! Her own husband, quite cuckolded by Charles as Camilla Paker Bowles husband was, but two vile clowns, more concerned in class ridden, feudal Britain about societal ties to the monarchy than moral decency, or as well honesty, very self-servingly went along with what Charles was vilely doing; evidently, of course, distinctively actually financially remunerated by Charles from all that money on which he clearly never pays any inheritance tax, plus the rather vast wealth he also obtains from those who've died without making wills! And on which no tax is similarly paid. So literally you don't actually need to have a Mensa IQ to obviously intelligently work out and likewise also realize that the husband of Kanga Tryon was essentially paid off, by Charles himself, identically as Camilla's ex, quite similarly has been. And who in addition is now a columnist at the Daily Mail: itself a clearly ardent mouthpiece now of the said Windsors, that heralded Camilla's ex being a guest of honour at Charles' Christmas celebrations held at Sandringham, while childishly deriding Harry, Meghan and their children from being "sensibly" left off that guest list. Omitting, most conveniently, to tell you that all previous invitations tendered to Harry and Meghan by Liz Windsor to be at Sandringham at Christmas time were staunchly turned down by them; so why would they accept one now in 2023 or be quite keen to do so with Murderers Inc. white racist Karen and Ku Klux Kate Middleton her likeminded spouse William and truly the rest of them there? A question posed to those who're not actually intellectually challenged, which obviously rules out all the racist lowlifes, the Daily Mail's hacks and its surfeit of serf aficionados totally enamoured obviously with feudal Britain languishing in the 21st Century!  
 
But there was a time when the Daily Mail before its distinctly massive largesse, in bribes, from the Windsors, and in whose pockets it has now staunchly ensconced itself, regarded the deaths both of Diana and Kanga Tryon as what they obviously and essentially always were and literally always will be �" PREMEDITATED AND CALCULATED MURDER!  
 
A couple who observed Diana's killing in that Paris tunnel have years ago and as well contemporaneously then candidly outlined what they saw and to this day have rather steadfastly distinctly stuck to their story; and they've nothing to gain from doing so as they're not British! And why is the autopsy report that was quite contemporaneously obviously and also directly carried out on Diana within that French hospital, still evidently officially sealed? And on whose instructions; the British or the French? Again, you don't need a Mensa IQ to fathom that out!  
 
As for Kanga Tryon herself, she stated quite categorically that she was actually pushed and her attempted murder then was not a suicide bid on her part. Rather ironically the Daily Mail clearly then, not in the financial pockets of the Windsors, evidently believed her! And I suggest you rather sensibly do actually read the Daily Mail's article of October 2008 by one of its columnists Christopher Wilson. The article, which is quite detailed is actually entitled: "The lonely death of Charles's other mistress!" There is also a Channel 4 documentary on Kanga Tryon that very clearly leaves no doubt whatsoever that she was MURDERED! And the obviously debilitating injuries that Kanga Tryon did receive, as the actual documentary High Society aptly succinctly pointed out and Kanga Tryon also confirmed herself prior to her death, was essentially as a direct murder attempt on her life!  
 
Kanga Tryon effectively died two months after Diana was murdered and the same period of time prior to her 50th birthday! And who are the principal beneficiaries of these two deaths? And just look at the gradual but nevertheless quite relentless transformation, with the Daily Mail's very active participation in all of this, of these players being relentlessly drawn into the actual makeup of the new British rather so-called monarchical family.  
 
Wouldn't surprise me in the least if they give themselves a new name as well to actually, simply accommodate the newcomers in this new set up! God help you! As you'll definitely need all His help, if you're not a dim-witted and gullible serf, I assure you! But one thing is for sure. Distinctly and most significantly the Shands and the Parker Bowles, even more so than the Middletons will all be outstandingly elevated in this feudal and class ridden serf entrenched Britain of yours to be the new hereditary elites with accompanying hereditary titles and matching gongs. And, of course, they and the Middleton brood will ultimately as well incestuously intermarry. So there you have it; and a hearty welcome to feudal Britain in the 21st Century!

Author's Note

As per my previous works.