Tom Kerridge is a moron; rather typical of the type, who infest Brexit Britain!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore    
   
This actually self-serving and    
misguided pillock, literally    
without a feasible clue,    
is obviously publicly simply suggesting  
that those pensioners, who essentially    
cannot afford to heat their homes, do    
alternatively, clearly spend their time    
in a pub instead. Evidently no doubt    
like the ones that you own eh Tom?    
And in the vicinity thereof naturally    
guzzle beer while also additionally    
devouring the muck, that's equally    
served with it. Frankly Tom it'd be    
a lot cheaper really for these very    
old biddies to specifically, simply    
run their own central heating full    
blast than to simply go to one of    
your pubs, or literally likeminded    
ones for a pie or a pint. Not that    
I have any sympathy whatsever,    
for these really odiously vile old    
goats as they're unquestionably    
obviously, among the ones who    
quite unmistakably led by Nigel    
Farage and Boris Johnson, and
emphatically caroused, by your    
sort Tom Kerridge, very racially    
mindedly and actually brazenly    
very zealously voted for Brexit.    
   
Sensible people told them it was    
a scam but they wouldn't listen,    
these Empire loyalist morons,    
who undeniably, clearly enthusiastically  
did evidently rush to the polling booths  
spurred on in their vile, and sick minds    
that with them categorically voting for    
Brexit they would simply, undoubtedly    
and essentially too distinctively bring
back the said empire, they so craved  
after, by voting the way, they actually    
chose to - unquestionably for Brexit!  
Their individual choice! And actually    
tough s**t, if they were and similarly
effectively still are too f*****g thick    
to realize, that the prospect of a UK
empire ever returning was as really    
farcically far-fetched as one simply    
could really get; why evidently then    
should I simply give a f**k if these    
perennial and also firmly ingrained  
racists do contemptuously literally    
freeze to death aptly following the  
simply foreseeable consequences    
of Brexit. What you idiotically, and    
even clearly hubristically voted for    
and fittingly, the only beneficiaries    
noticeably thankfully in your case,    
are simply, the church graveyards,
morgues; and the apt cemeteries.    
   
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
8 December 2023.    
   
   
Author's Remarks:  
Some people's deaths are justifiably mourned and memories of them very fondly remembered; scum like this lot should be expeditiously disposed of and literally, permanently forgotten!

Author's Note

As per all my previous works.