Basically Kate, I've honestly seen better legs on a Chippendale chair!

Basically Kate, I've honestly seen better legs on a Chippendale chair!

A Poem by COLLYMORE
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Self-explanatory.

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By Stanley Collymore

The constant fawning over an
inured racist Karen and very
similarly an unrelentingly
plainly obsessively stalking gold-digger
tart who essentially struck it lucky has
literally, really gone beyond just tacky!
Commonsensically there's absolutely
no way fittingly that Kate Middleton's
midi-length dress would distinctively
have voluntarily or even accidentally
very naturally risen up that much on
its own, and clearly was basically a
deliberately staged con to naturally
rather literally complement this car
exit that Kate with undeniably prior
deliberation manifestly and simply
eagerly had actually decided upon.

Incredibly, you euphoric hypocrites
and utterly brainwashed morons
quite conveniently, whenever it
suits you do rather purposely overlook
the obviously notorious fact that Kate
Middleton has effectively always very
expressly basically loved to show off
her legs and bared bottom obviously
even when she was aptly a teenager
at boarding school; and nothing has
crucially altered, re that self-serving
exhibitionism of hers. However had
it been Meghan who'd literally done
the same, naturally unlikely, as that
notion was and consequently such
an incident had then unpredictably
occurred, the undoubtedly, vitriolic
comments very boisterously from
you prolific and clearly genetically
lowlife nerds would have been far
from flattering and germanely too
on your part raucously deafening.
And yet plainly incredulously you
immutable scum, really asininely
and preposterously unintelligibly
see yourselves literally as adults
which comprehensively actually
devises, for all enlightened and
intelligent persons a very risible
state of affairs, situation; that is
absolutely and clearly amazing!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 November 2023.



Author's Remarks:
In the world of the blind, utterly stupid and discernibly sycophantic is it any surprise then that the one-eyed man or woman quite literally, naturally assumes the role of king or queen!

© 2023 COLLYMORE


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COLLYMORE
As per my previous works.

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Added on November 24, 2023
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Tags: Stupidity, sycophancy, hate, self-entitlement.

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