Iceland's puerile narcissist Chairman aptly frozen out of the Conservative Party!

Self-explanatory

By Stanley Collymore  
 
So Richard Walker wants power  
and political standing literally  
automatically and crucially  
quite discernibly so without actually  
getting off his rather unwarrantedly  
privileged Middle Class a*s and as  
such sensibly, logically, essentially  
realistically, and quite intelligently,  
although he may be very markedly  
lacking in that last sane capacity,  
expecting as an MP, to obviously  
do nothing - even most remotely  
feasible for those inhabitants of  
such a star-crossed community.  
 
Having repeatedly begged, and  
even demanded of the Tories  
that they make him an MP,  
obviously by selecting him for one of  
their clearly safe Conservative seats  
under the crucially, very grotesquely  
flawed, but essentially first past the  
post rather distinctively also British  
totally entrenched electoral system  
and irrefutably failed in persuading  
them to do so, Richard Walker, quit  
the Conservative Party, that clearly  
he was a member of, to effectively  
and very obviously without batting  
an eyelid, manifestly reference his  
glaring hypocrisy or even crucially  
caring how exactly it could simply  
surely look: relative to his vile and  
obviously, narcissistic personality,  
to then rather openly insensitively  
wooing, and self-servingly joining  
the Labour Party which obviously  
is undoubtedly the Parliamentary
Opposition officially in the British  
House of Commons' democracy!  
 
Clearly, the acquisitive and also  
likewise aptly unquestionably  
literally self-serving moron,  
Richard Walker that has undoubtedly  
essentially engineered, a number of  
rather noticeable, price hikes in the  
obviously passed on to him, by his  
generally, normally acknowledged  
as a clearly decent philanthropist  
minded father and outstandingly  
as well irrefutably an impressive  
human being - significantly high  
street, equally comprehensively  
undeniably well-known, Iceland  
supermarket chain, pompously  
wants to be an MP and equally  
quite obviously, couldn't give a  
monkey's really which political  
party he essentially stands for.  
 
Which prompts the obvious question
from me. If he's so obsessed with  
being an MP, why with the huge  
summation of his significantly inherited  
money, doesn't he research, essentially  
naturally find and then rather seriously  
put himself forward there as a literally  
authentic and discernibly prospective  
independent, constituency candidate  
MP? Or even, set up his own political
party? He effectively already has the
money to do so! But unquestionably  
oh my word, why do I naturally have  
this sneaking feeling that ultimately  
as MP or not, Richard Walker rather  
aptly with the full, comprehensively  
overall, rather evidently entrenched  
quite literally lack of morality that's  
normally rather prevalent amongst  
the current plethora of British MPs  
and other politicians: nationally as  
well as locally, and rather similarly
effectively fittingly from their joint
perspective crucially coupled with  
those likeminded brothers and as  
well sisters that self-servingly run  
the British Establishment Richard  
Walker like all the others of his ilk  
prior to himself, will very crucially  
although ignobly quite ludicrously  
end up with his appropriate gong  
attendant obviously with his very  
unelected, parliamentary locality,  
the House of Lords, undoubtedly.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
3 October 2023.  
 
Author's Remarks:  
Sorry Richard Walker but obviously put bluntly and as I eruditely see it weirdos and specifically selfish muppets should never be allowed anywhere near power.  

Author's Note

As per all my previous works.