Just Pillocks!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore    
  
In every aspect of human life there    
are those who are exceedingly    
brilliant at what earnestly    
they're invariably, distinctively naturally
and constructively doing; likewise also
those who although generally middling  
in what they're realistically attempting,
although obviously rather significantly  
far from them being evidently actually
completely totally impressive, or even
unquestionably outstanding simply in
what they've nevertheless, essentially
quite conspicuously, and assiduously  
set out on doing; personally engaged    
in efforts that rather honestly cannot    
in the least be realistically faulted for
genuinely trying; but similarly amidst    
all this there's evidently undeniably a  
third category of persons pointlessly    
and rather tediously, endlessly trying    
but usually, constantly failing in their
discernibly, rather pitiful attempts at    
implausibly, and deceitfully extolling    
from that distinctly, lying premise of
theirs, how veritably, simply worthily    
too they could quite unquestionably    
very fittingly and irrefutably emulate    
as well as excel, what the other two    
mentioned categories were actually
centred in either embarking on fully
achieving what they were trying for,    
or had evidently managed to do so!    
  
However, without any reticence on    
my part in saying this, or far less    
so doing it from a patronizing    
or any significantly entrenched superior  
minded perspective - evidently,  in other
cogent words, quite colloquially literally  
taking the piss; there are, unequivocally  
and rather unquestionably, significantly  
obviously in proper numbers, lots more  
who in distinct, geographical landmark  
terms aren't and evidently will never be  
your actual effectively inspiring Mount  
Everest but in distinct and significantly  
inconsequential terms, will indubitably  
forever rather appropriately been seen  
and properly regarded at the very best  
as simply hillocks; the equivalent then,  
in markedly human terms, of our quite  
aptly insignificant brain-dead pillocks!    
  
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
12 September 2023.    
  
  
Author's Remarks:    
Undoubtedly and incontestably there's effectively no cure for stupidity! Just remember that, you white racist Karens, likeminded Gammons; gullible and dim-witted morons and the intellectually challenged champions of an obviously failed Brexit. And quite conjoined with all of the aforesaid the same deeply intrinsic and delusional mentality rather effusively and aptly compatibly shared by equally noxious little Englanders and demented Empire loyalists.

Author's Note

As per previous works of mine.