Oh well; there goes the Bank Holiday then!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore  
 
So glad that it's finally over, this  
women's football competition  
and it's arrogant and rather  
outlandish quite comical English hype
pertaining to it and simply specifically  
so, England's discernibly exaggerated
expectations, of undeniably winning it,  
in spite of my being a committed and  
also a similarly personally, practically  
involved sports individual effectively  
throughout my life, as essentially the  
Daily Mail can then obviously, readily  
get back to its distinctly very blatant,  
rife and clearly characteristically too  
effectively undoubtedly significantly  
unarguably so customarily perverse  
too, quite malevolently egregious in  
the basest intellectually challenged  
manner of rather peevishly, actually
distinctly discernibly, and obviously  
obsessively, quite castigatorily and  
incessantly too, sickeningly racially  
attacking Meghan Markle, together  
with her irrefutably mutually loving  
also likewise unquestionably quite  
legitimately attained spouse Harry
Windsor, and actually unforgivably  
their two evidently unquestionably  
literally innocent, legitimate infant
offspring: Archie and sister Diana!  
 
Since undoubtedly and simply  
self-evidently the Daily Mail,  
its readers, commenters;  
class embedded social climbers, these
evilly white racist, Karen and similarly  
likemindedly contemptibly Gammon
contributors, together with the very  
ongoingly sick surfeit of evidently  
simply well paid rightwing media  
bots must crucially be obviously  
and very evidently too suffering  
rather terribly and undoubtedly  
agonizingly, from such harshly
unquestionably visibly racially  
driven withdrawal symptoms!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
20 August 2023.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Another sports final naturally brilliantly lost by England! An undoubtedly rather obviously in an intractable racist denial entrenched situation country and quite simply as such quite asininely persists with its ludicrously pathetic notion that it is evidently, unquestionably superior to everyone else, biologically: obviously notwithstanding the country's distinctly evident b*****d pedigree, and one truly doesn't have to be an aficionado of the TV programme: "Long lost Family" to in essence know that.  
 
Sports wise this year alone England has the men and women's Ashes to convict inured Australia and likewise the netball final too. Now in Australia they have too similarly, simply succumbed to Spain in the women's football world cup, and for which their supporters are all obviously making lame and untenable excuses!    
 
Already on a clearly downward slope of its own idiotic choosing, post Brexit UK, in which England unlike the three other clear elements of the UK which all very distinctly voted to remain in the UK, it was the England Empire Loyalists prats that secured the marginal majority that secured Brexit, with even their evidently Pied Piper, Nigel Farage admitting that Brexit, which everyone but the distinctly intellectually challenged, braindead and the fatuously gullible really knew was a stupid thing to do, would obviously be a very catastrophic failure; which it is!  
 
So when you have a country discernibly run by obvious con men, imbued also in a basically very undoubtedly antiquated medieval mind-set framed around a sick notion of a divine monarchy in the 21st Century - as if any truly half decent God would overtly or readily subconsciously endorse serial, conspicuous adulterers and their wantonly controlling and vilely manipulatively social climbing evidently likewise undeniably malevolently egregious, married killer w****s and their similarly much younger actually aspirant variant, obsessive social climbing stalking type, both of whom startlingly so undeniably literally unquestionably avariciously got what they were after!  
 
So seriously take it from me you clearly obviously inured class infested suckers irrespective of whether you basically do like my saying so or not, quite evidently losing sporting fixtures, if you asininely carry on with your monarchical fawning as you do, will be the least of both your  
current and future problems - you racist losers!

Author's Note

As per all my previous works.