Britain's principal free loaders!

Self-explanatory.

By Stanley Collymore        
       
Ah yes; the so-called royal family!      
Unelected, unaccountable and      
irrefutably, quite distinctly      
hypocritical freeloaders! Replete with      
their flashy toy boxes clearly lavishly      
full of effectively unearned and also      
unquestionably rather unwarranted      
military uniforms and medals. Also      
In obvious possession of evidently      
significantly several more palaces,      
castles and literally stately homes      
than any of their undeniably many      
fawning peasants could truly ever      
dream of; while undoubtedly they      
themselves remain incredulously      
out of sync with the reality of life.  
 
Nevertheless, even so, still amply      
supplied with an army of dutiful      
sycophants ridiculously telling      
them precisely what they want to hear.
No one however, crucially mentioning      
a solitary word, actually pertaining to      
their unquestionably many off-shore      
bank accounts, simply bursting with      
very hardpressed taxpayers' money.      
Please therefore, basically wake up      
from your unquestionably, indolent      
slumber, all you slothful and rather      
gullible Brits; and earnestly, clearly      
realize that it's unmistakably 2023      
and very unquestionably not 1623.        
     
(C) Stanley V. Collymore        
5 August 2023.        
     
     
Author's Remarks:        
So much effort goes into making it look like this Windsor family, rather distinctly do have real jobs that they undoubtedly very efficiently involve themselves with; when the truth is markedly the opposite of what is being lyingly and likewise too disingenuously portrayed.        
       
And quite discernibly so, as for the likes of Kate Middleton, she is irrefutably the quite absolute classic role model for all those who don't ever want to work; ever get a job; and are similarly cognizant of the discernibly obvious fact to everyone else that they're really incapable of ever achieving anything in life by dint of their own ability or skills, which are distinctly negligible where they are concerned; as Kate Middleton is evidently quite aware when it comes down to herself! Clearly then not even the pretence of choosing someone with yachting experience!  
 
Basically folks, there's no such thing as royal; which is just a word and a ploy in actual effect to effectively, consistently convince gullible idiots, and discernibly intellectually challenged prats distinctly like you that these obviously unelected and similarly, irrefutably unaccountable freeloaders are somehow - although no proof is ever given or provided either by them, their supporters or brownnosing sycophants - better than the rest of us!  
Oh the stress of a life on state benefits.  
 
In essence though fawning and actually dimwitted sheep, undoubtedly of which Britain is very obviously replete of such evidently need to follow someone; else they get lost, and readily become quite easy prey for the wolves!

Author's Note

As per previous works.