More Orgasms Not Less I Say! And Why Not Have A National Orgasm Day?A Poem by COLLYMORESelf-explantory.By Stanley Collymore
I was once haplessly obliged to overhear, as was everyone else on that public omnibus to Worthing, a rather loud monologue debilitatingly pretty annoying because it was actually so mindlessly uninspiring but nevertheless continuously went on apace while risibly passing itself off as a conversation when nothing of the kind, I freely admit, could have been further removed in logical terms from the utter grandstanding and wind- bawling pursuit of this incredibly narcissistic, female twit!
The subject she was distinctly and obsessively concerned with, as was quite obvious to all of us from the very beginning and who unfortunately were ensconced with her throughout our journey on that No.23 public transport bus owned and operated by the regional company Metrobus was sex, which this woman clearly had a problem with but apparently didn’t see things that way, making it abundantly clear in her distinctly ostentatious and what transparently for her was also emphatically passed off as an objective discourse, that by no stretch of anyone’s imagination was she a fan, or could ever be influenced to be, of sexual intercourse and much less so the personal indulgence of being plausibly prevailed upon by anybody, man or woman, to having sexually induced orgasms which plainly were out of that question!
And while she grudgingly conceded that Nature’s perverse and extremely challenging interventions, as she perceives some sexual inclinations to be, do at times cause that unfortunately chosen individual to prioritize and regrettably out of carnal necessity indulge in sexually relieving themselves occasionally in such given situations; all the same, she emphatically stated, their prevalence disturbingly compounded by the well known physical and moral dangers of such extravagances ought not to be cavalierly understated in the maddening rush to get one’s self sexually mated, but should instead be most sagaciously and self- controllably in every conceivable fashion be seen as a cancerous curse or even worst and never tolerated let alone willingly encouraged simply for the sake of gratuitously having what are very often overrated and, especially for women having sex with men, invariably impossible to achieve, quite uneventful and regularly resulting in generally embarrassing and shrewdly faked, hot-blooded orgasms!
© Stanley V. Collymore 23 October 2015.
Author’s Remarks: This passenger, of course, was and is entitled to her personal points of view and while I support her entitlement to express them in an appropriate forum I nevertheless don’t subscribe to any one frequently unprovoked in any way stridently, and most unconcernedly for the sensitivity or the right to travel peaceably on a public mode of transport and who just as intrinsically is entitled to that right having such rights callously and or narcissistically usurped by others with a particular bee in their bonnet.
That said, and even though this woman’s arguments were manifestly skewed by God alone knows what and that’s not for me to decipher as I didn’t know her and even though she was making a profound nuisance of herself it wasn’t me that she was directly addressing but in effect all of us who were basically involuntarily trapped on that bus with her, there were some points that she made that were nevertheless valid I thought. But that’s my opinion and you’re perfectly and at will entitled to yours after reading this poem.
What I would say though is this, that there appears to be a very disconcerting and increasingly as well irritating phenomenon pervading large tracts of the UK where people with little of substance to say and regardless of whether or not anyone wants to hear let alone actually listen to what they decide to unthinkingly regurgitate from within their generally purblind minds, automatically think that they have a dispensation to do precisely that.
And other than the restriction of sex effectively used as a tool to prevent more of their kind being insidiously produced, I really don’t see why the curtailment of a rather practical and highly efficient means of continuing a particular species and that generally is most pleasurable as well should be inhibited. © 2015 COLLYMORE |
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