The Chink in the Aussie Armour

This poem not to put too fine a point on it deals with trolls who're too stupid for their own good!

By Stanley Collymore

 

People who wave their mediocrity like a flag are becoming

increasingly prevalent these days; but that’s hardly

surprising with the dumbing down they’re

relentless subjected to of everything,

including what passes for

education, nowadays.

 

So when two nerds living in Australia: imports to that

country, settled by the detritus of humanity shipped

there and as far away from Europe as one could

possibly get; past masters of every conceivable

act of criminality, including genocide

of the indigenous Aborigine.

 

And who long before the last shots were fired in World War II

were openly advertising in Nazi Germany and elsewhere in

fascist Europe for immigrants of so-called Aryan stock to

go and settle in that racist cesspit Down Under; the

classic irony symptomatic of the profound idiocy

that these two contemporary bozos: one a non-

white Sheila the other a Caucasian twit,

predictably emit doesn’t surprise me

one bit; nor is it really any wonder!

 

For what I see in both of them are apt caricatures of the remarkably

perceptive and foreboding film “Idiocracy!” And besides who sensibly

thinks of Australia as a land of high culture or academic excellence?

Even the majority of its boorish, beer-swilling men and servile

Sheilas as it happens don’t! For it’s commonly perceived as

well as generously acknowledged globally to be a country

that’s full of sheep, both literally and metaphorically.

 

And having two doltish dimwits try to lecture me on the English Language,

someone who in all its several constructs has been a practitioner of it for

many years is very much akin to taking coal to Newcastle; for I really

don’t need any lessons either in the comprehension or exposition

of the English Language, and certainly not from persons that

are academically challenged and also mentally impaired.

 

Who moreover heavily burdened, poor things, with an unbelievably limited

attention span think that the “Sun” illuminatively as well as linguistically

is a brilliant newspaper or that Fox News is an eminently informative

media outlet, and what they both offer robotically is the very best,

literarily speaking, that one can actually get or else must wholly

rely upon, because like the rest of his “idiocracy empire” are

owned and ruthlessly controlled by a carpet bagging Australian!

 

But though expediently he chooses to be British, American and Australian

or even Chinese when it suits his interests financially, Rupert Murdoch,

you see, can and does get away with it because he’s filthy rich! And

suitably having a Chinese wife while sleight of hand and for hard

nosed commercial reasons seemingly but cleverly sidelining

his Caucasian Australian one was quite adept and has

certainly and most effectively done the trick!

 

Notwithstanding his success however the chink in both your armour is

that when a handy marriage to a Caucasian man is done primarily to

diligently but insecurely breed out your own genetic origin, the

current Mrs Murdoch is not a template to emulate or even try

to duplicate. For she not only has the Murdoch name but

also billions of dollars in collateral which go with it!

 

You on the other hand were you to travel around Australia on your own

and without your white man’s arm to triumphantly lean upon would

instantly and universally be seen in this overwhelmingly racist

and white supremacist society that Australia has spawned

as simply another yellow peril look-alike Chink loathed

and unwanted in Caucasian designated Aussie-land.

 

© Stanley V. Collymore

1 March 2013.