Haircuts!

People stop me these days, people who I haven't seen in ages, and they say "hey! I haven't seen you in ages! You look really respectable."

 

And I can't tell if they're talking to me, or my new haircut.

 

Someday we, the men of America, are going to take this world by storm and reformat everything. Out from the craters of war will sprout new kinds of people, tamer people, people wearing nice grey suits, carrying briefcases full of paperwork--cleanshaven people, and they'll have haircuts.

 

And then, finally, world peace will be attained.

 

Getting scruffy today. I'd shave but I'm out of listerine.

Author's Note

Our bodies and minds are just advanced transportation systems for our hair.

Reviews

[Chloe Madison Taylor.]

and what about the women? are they supposed to sit back and watch it happen?

[windmill]

You know what? I do agree.
Y'know why? Well, I'll tell you.

Greysuitedmen all clean and respectable are all about war and s**t. Hippies and woodsmen just want to be friendly and stuff. Or at least--worry about more important things than whohasmoreoil and/or y'know.... money and stuff.....

Dunno.


(you can't afford to not shave? i'd assume it'd be slightly more economical to not shave. ya need .... listerine... and stuff (that is -really- strange, btw). are you at a very businesslike environment or something? a place that would can yer a*s if you were to show up like a lumberjack? haha... owen at a desk job... dunno if i can see it. well. maybe. but you'd probably be frustrated and it'd come out in your writing, i'd assume.)

I need a haircut too, but I'd need a pre-haircut haircut. The ladies at the salon don't like it when my hair goes down the drain and clogs it (true story) (gross story). That's perhaps why I haven't done it in so long. Just reach behind my back and do it mahself. Uneven but curls are forgiving.



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6pts! (took longer than expected.)

[Wisconsin]

I'll stop shaving when I can afford to stop shaving. I don't like being cleanshaven or haircutted. Feels so weird to me.

[Hedra Helix]

Hah ha! dude, your notes are always pure brilliance. I personally dont trust a man with a clean haircut, but to each his own, to each his own....

Awesome. Scruffy is better anyhow.

And I bet Sascha will agree.