The Beautiful Queen Kim of the Kingdom of Fourmileistan

A beautiful Queen fights off evil sorcerers to retain the right to make her people happy.

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a place called Fourmileistan. It was a country unto itself. It was isolated from its neighboring lands by high mountains that surrounded it on all sides. These mountains were so tall and treacherous almost no one from Fourmileistan had ever seen anywhere else.

Fourmileistan was ruled by the beautiful Queen Kim. She managed to keep the people happy and peaceful even in such an isolated place. Queen Kim had come up with a plan years ago to pacify the citizenry. She imported large quantities of a magic potion made by an unknown alchemist somewhere on the other side of the mountains.

This potion was called ‘dope’. Everyone that lived in Fourmileistan loved it. They spent every waking minute trying to get their hands on more ‘dope’. And if the people wanted this magic potion called ‘dope’ they had to come to Queen Kim to get it. They would have to prove their allegiance and loyalty to the Queen or she wouldn’t allow them to obtain any ‘dope’ and the people would be terribly unhappy. Fourmileistan was such an isolated place that even though its beauty was unmatched, people would do anything to travel elsewhere.

One day there was a group of men who thought they had the right to dictate to independent kingdoms what they could and couldn’t do or what potions they were allowed to possess. These evil men were sorcerers of the worst kind. Their evil organization went by the strange name of the ‘Sheriff's Department’. This was an ancient organization that many kings, queens and kingdoms had tried to destroy but their evil magic was too strong to defeat.

Queen Kim had an idea though. She knew how corrupt the sorcerers that belonged to the ‘Sheriff's Department’ were and would use this to destroy them. She planned for weeks before springing her trap. Queen Kim, the most beautiful queen in all the kingdoms, managed to bribe and entrap every sorcerer she found. This destroyed the credibility of the ‘Sheriff’s Department’ and it had to sink back into the shadows.

Queen Kim had managed to stave off the evil ‘Sheriff’s Department’ for now and could continue to provide the people of here kingdom, Fourmileistan, with all the magic potion ‘dope’ they could handle.

And they all lived happily ever after……

THE END