Are You That Stupid?

Steven: I see your girlfriend just walked by.

Benny: I don’t have a girlfriend. You know I can’t even talk to her.
Steven: I saw you talking to her the other day. You looked sort of close to me. I even thought you might be dating.
Benny: That would be great but no. The only reason we were close was because I ran into her on purpose, and I mean it was really hard, she fell and sprained her ankle and everything. Naturally I had to help her up, and pick upo all her papers and take her to the emergency room.
Steven: For a sprained ankle?
Benny: Yeah, I didn’t know what else to do.
Steven: How did you get her there? You don’t drive.,
Benny: I carried her.
Steven: I wish I would have seen this. Why didn’t you call ahead?
Benny: My cell phone was dead.
Steven: Didn’t she have a cell phone.
Benny: I broke it when I smashed into her.
Steven: Well no one will ever accuse you of being smooth.
Bernny: Anyway I have to go back there today to visit her.
Steven: But she’s not in the hospital, I saw her walking outside moments ago.
Benny: Maybe it was her twin sister.
Steven: She has a twin sister?
Benny: That’s what she told me after I left her yesterday.
Steven: Maybe she’s lying.
Benny: Why would she lie to me?
Steven: You did sprain her ankle and make a total fool of her.
Benny: But I had good intentions and I took care of her, and only about half of the student body saw it.
Steven: Good intentions? Ok, see, usually when people want to talk to others they just go up to them, they say hello, they do not run as hard as they can into them and send them to the ER.
Benny: Well, you live and learn.
Steven: I’m sure it was her. I’ve known her since I was three and she’s never had a twin sister before.
Benny: I think you’re wrong. Her name is Daphne.
Steven: So Inga and Daphne, huh? It’s not matching up for some reason. What do you know about Daphne?
Benny: I don’t know, she says no one ever sees her.
Steven: But according to you I just saw her.
Benny: Oh, yeah. Well, how was she?
Steven: She looked a lot like Inga.
Benny: Well, that makes sense.
Steven: Here she comes again. Let’s go ask her.
Benny: I don’t know if I can talk to her.
Steven: That’s apparent. I’ll do the talking.
(They step outside).
Steven: Hello, Inga.
Inga: Hi, Steve.
Steven: So, you’re Inga?
Inga: Yep.
Steve: What happened to Daphne?
Inga: Who?
Steve: It looks like we’ve caught you telling a lie.
Inga: Oh, yeah, that is Benny standing next to you, isn’t it? Oops.
Benny: Well, I am shocked.
Inga: You’ll get over it. (exits).
Steve: You live and learn, right?
Benny: Maybe her twin sister will like me.
Steve: I guess not.
(End).