Could you Please stop talking?

Susan: The lunch was wonderful. At least the potato salad was. I think I saw a ghost while we were eating the salad though but maybe that's just because I was getting so bored. I won't lie Mr. Chamberlain is a very handsome man. He's about 57 I think. Very handsome. Oh, you find women older than him attractive. I know for a fact how sexy you find Carol Channing to be.

Frederick: Be that as it may.... Yes, she is smashing, isn't she? I could marry her. Anyway, you and I are engaged to be married because no one else wanted to be within fifty miles of us, so you're going to have to stop finding the Mr. Chamberlains of this universe so madly attractive. But, yeah, I'd do Carol Channing. Her voice and all.

Susan: I need an aspirin.

Frederick: We're always running off to medications, pain relievers, aren't we? We love, we aspire to escape. Hahahaha. I'm a riot, darling. An absolute riot. Okay, we've had our fun. We must be somber now. I'm just joshing, snookums. Okay what's wrong, hottie?

Susan: Stop with the names. Just call me Susan, please.

Frederick: I don't care for this tie I'm wearing. Loathe it. Okay I won't call you anything but Maureen from now on.

Susan: Susan.

Frederick: Would you please stop talking, Maureen?

Susan: Let me make you something to eat.

Frederick: Just plant that beautiful bum of yours down so I can kiss you.

Susan: Did you get a promotion today?

Frederick: Nope. I got fired. I start a new job tomorrow though. I don't make as much money but that's fine. By the way, I've been having a plethora of affairs. Just saying.

Susan: Well that sucks for you, doesn't it. We're through.

Frederick: Get your a*s back here, my dear, I'm not giving up on us that easy and neithger are you. I will get you and have you forever if it's the last thing I ever do. Now come back here and lick my feet.

Susan: I'll come back but......

Author's Note

Yeah, I don't know where this is going either. I'm not sure if I like this one or see it going anywhere. I usually don't care if my plots go anywhere so maybe it's already finished. Only time will tell.