ITS FINALLY HERE YOU’VE NOW TURNED 30……...

Time to grow up behave like an adult now get away with anything in twenties somehow

But now a year older that milestones been reached

 30 years old  time to join the scrapheap

Its better to be over the hill than under it how old are you now? not easy to admit

Not to worry though hun your not on your own

 As im 30 too with me you can let go and moan

One step closer skidding towards the grave

Now knowing that its time you must behave

Looking forward to having wrinkles all around

And the sound of your b***s dragging on the ground

Coz gravity isn't kind to those past 30

Not believing anyone again will be flirty

Luckily enough there's Botox for the cracks and push up bras

 And wheelchair access in motor cars

But don’t let it get you down , don’t feel blue

Because im right there aging more so than you.

Its now your day and  time to celebrate

So have a happy birthday to you on this date.

 

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[Carolynn]

As the old saying goes - you're only as old as you think you are. 30 is still a baby in some eyes ;)