Piss

One too many

The boys were all gathered on a winding down day

I was f****n loaded, I just couldn't stay 

Left to the bathroom, more than enough to drink 

unzipped my pants, let loose in the sink 

Door was locked tight, no worries that night

I'd make it outta there, clean and outta sight 

Like Cosmo Kramer, the door just blew open

A glance at my c**k, our trust had been broken

They're cackling in the living room, "He's pissing down the drain!"

Doesn't he know who's house this is?! is he f*****g insane??

With one foul swoop the man of the hour

took two steps across, towards his own shower

What does he see? standing right there? 

A young man stripped to his underwear

"YOU PISS IN MY SINK ARE YOU F*****G NUTS?"

"I-I-I'm sorry man I just had to bust

With a fluid motion of his hand, he smacketh the man that soiled his sink

"THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? FOR GIVING YOU DRINKS?"

I was tossed into the gutter, in the now pouring rain

My night had been ruined, it'll never be the same

To this day on, I lead by example

To never piss in a sink, no matter how ample

I just got back from a weekend at college

Bathrooms and sinks, all clean and polished

How nice it'd be, to slip in my wiener

But I know better now, as I drink coffee with creamer

I made it through the 3 whole nights

without a single fight 

Although I did piss in Brendan's kitchen sink 

Several times, yeah it was alright.


AP

Reviews

[Pete]

it all ends up in the same place but when in rome must do as the romans do. i thought things like this only happened to me. good chuckle or should i say upchuckle.

[Doris Kirven-Carr]

This is a humorous poem. I have enjoyed reading it. If you dont mind then would you like to read my story "Forsaken." I would appreciate it.

[National Acrobat]

Thank you, true story too! Except for my friend smacking me and getting kicked out. Along with pissing in my friend's Kitchen sink, never done that haha. Alright I'll check it out!