Two Wrongs Make A RightA Screenplay by Christoph PoeI used the f word, so if you're easily offended by bad language, please skip on. I don't typically use foul language, so feel free to look at my other pieces. :)
A: "You forgot to give the dog water again."
B: "I assumed you'd do it since you knew I didn't give him water." A: "Why?" B: "Because you'd have to walk up to the pen to see he had no water." A: "No, I didn't walk to the pen." B: "Then how do you know I didn't do it?" A: "Because you just told me you didn't do it." B: **silence** A: "It doesn't matter though." B: "Will you go put some water in his bowl?" A: "No, because the dog is dead." B: "What?!" A: "Yeah, I haven't given him water in three or four days now. You've just now noticed?" B: "Why the f**k didn't you tell me?!" A: "Because the dog dying would be the only way to get you to get off your lazy a*s." B: "The dog dying isn't the way to get me to do it?!" A: "Then how?!" B: "You could have found the dog another home or something. You really let him die?!?!" A: **silence** B: ".... There's nothing in the pen." A: "The grass is grown up. You can't see the floor of the pen out the window, now get your a*s out there and burry him before the neighbors see him dehydrated in this 100 degree weather!" B: ".... He's not dead, and had no water." A: "Did you give him any water? In the time it took you to walk out there to look, you could have given him some water." B: **silence** © 2013 Christoph PoeAuthor's Note
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StatsAuthorChristoph PoeTuscaloosa, ALAboutLaughing might be my weakness, but my humor is the only characteristic that drives my positivity in this damned world. I'm a bit blunt at times, but always respectful >>and to be blunt, I expect respe.. more..Writing
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