Telly Visions

I love my junk food and theres no better way to have it than while being a couch potato.. unfortunately..

Turned on the telly

And it popped into my brain

Made my mind a mess of jelly

Lost but not insane

Read the TV 

As it told me what to do

Subconscious trickles to my tummy

Told me that I wanted food

So I climbed out of my sofa

Sat so long my seat stayed there

And I went off to the kitchen

Opened the fridge without a care

But what I needed wasn’t in there

So I stood there all confused

Till flashing visions 

Of fried chicken

Gave me some more clues

Got into my car

Had to answer Colonels call

Drove but a block before I saw it

The KFC sign was tall

Easy entry was the drive-through

Made my life a piece of cake

And as I drove home

I decided I deserved a little break

So I laid back in the sofa

Remote at my dispense

Flicked on

And oh my god

I forgot I needed Lays