Silly Rabbit Should Try Toast Instead.

just something stupid.

This morning I left my room,

still smelling of drool and sleep

made my way to the kitchen

to find something to eat.

walking by the cereal cabinet,

Silly Rabbit's feet have been chopped for good luck.

he should tell those selfish kids

to shut up, he doesnt give a f**k.

they can have the cereal to themselves

when they stop chopping off his feet .

I continued my journey to the toaster

to make something to eat.

two slices of bread ,

went in the little slots.

I sat down in my chair,

my toast had better be hot.

when all of a sudden i heard a sizzle,

the fire alarm started to beep

the toaster caught on fire

I should just go back to sleep.

Author's Note

I'll probably delete. I'm just bored.

Reviews

[Dug]

Don't you dare delete this one.

"Silly Rabbit's feet have been chopped for good luck.
he should tell those selfish kids
to shut up, he doesnt give a f**k."

This really made me smile.

[Hedra Helix]

good control of your rhyme, nice shock of rabbit feet chopping plus you can always bring me to a real place for some reason, your wording, and again youre like a time machine your wording too. I dig dude. Also I like the way you call yourself out and show the drooly smell right at the beginning. ;)

[Stephen Ownby]

I like how it captures the pissed off mood of somebody who just woke up. I think everybody can relate.