The Siddle i know as Siddle

Siddle is a whiskery fellow

and his teeth are yellow

His head is like a spud

But not like bean pud

He munches through weetabix and crisps

and he usually fights people with lisps

That is all i have to say about that lad

Nobody knows him like his dad

Tony is an exceptional man

He gets boozed up and eats flan

Then passes out and Sid has a wank

and then everyone thinks he is a crank

but he isnt