looking black upon me

She smokes cigarettes while

doing deep-breathing exercises.

Drinks coffee to

reach her target heart rate.

Has a way of whispering without

sounding like a conspirator.

Is the only one I know that

doesn’t look like a fraud whenever

she’s walking in the rain.

She once told me,

“There are two things you should never,

under any circumstances, do,

while in the company of a woman:

make eye contact with her after

she’s stuffed her mouth full of food

or look directly at her when she’s

wearing sunglasses.”

She and I tried to make a go of it

back in ’90s, but she said she didn’t

like “funny, sulky men…”

Shortly after we separated,

I received a postcard from her

from San Francisco.

She was dating a man who was said to be

on “intimate terms” with her “G-Spot.”

Her “God-Spot.”

I never knew such a spot even existed.

I guess that’s why she tried so hard to convert me.

Reviews

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Unicorns, gold at the end of rainbows and G spots, all much talked about but never seen or found.
I like this writing style, some great lines, easy to follow with a wee bit of humour thrown in for good measure :)