a construct, a fallacy, a lie

a construct, a fallacy, a lie

A Poem by Philip Gaber


Do you believe life is eternal?
Do you believe Mother Goose went
through menopause?
Do you realize how expensive
lobsters are?
Do you fathom a man
equipped
with a plastic heart
who may begin to live longer
or who may turn into a clone
as he sits home watching
“The Price is Right”
and “Family Feud”
or reruns of “Barnaby Jones?”
Wasn’t he too old to be a cop?
He had white hair; he must have been ninety.
‘Course he had Betty
and Betty was friendly.
But he had to be a hundred
if not two hundred
at least.
And he drove a Ford, I imagine
‘cause all them cops do,
‘cause America is the land of
ghosts like Jesus
and Ronald Reagan
and Stove Top Stuffing
instead of potatoes
‘cause potatoes are
carbohydrates
and we all know what happens
to people when they eat
carbohydrates
like potatoes.
Only life was much nicer
when John Boy wrote in his

open window
about the lovely happenings
around him.
Did he ever get a rock thrown
at him
all those years
writing in an open window late
at night,
I wonder?
Did an apple ever careen off his head
or a stalk of corn
or pig s**t from the barn?
Did he ever yell out the
window?
Did he ever say,
“You damn beauty mark you!”
Did he ever get mad at Olivia
and call her a b***h?
Or was life on Walton’s Mountain just
like living in a teepee
in Minnesota?
Eating wild rice,
vinegar,
and fruit juice.
Passing joints
and singing “Louie, Louie,”
even though we never knew the
words,
just sang them and
laughed.
It had something to do with
ladies feeling uncomfortable, didn’t it?
Or was it about Margaret Truman’s
agonizing autobiography
“How Come Harry Wore Holes in His Socks?”
Or did Henry Kissinger figure in?
It’s doubtful.
Although the accent fits,
but not like a glove.
Perhaps like a garbage bag
or can.
Or maybe we assume
the ridiculous
is just a matter of
ejaculating the awkward parts
and rejuvenating the
Soul
as we know it
to be
or not to be.
But I have the answer,
though the question was
ambiguous,
even though he wrote like a
madman.
Or was it really Marlowe
behind Julius Caesar
and Hamlet,
that fine young Dutch lad
with a penchant for suicide
since his mama called
him and told him she
never loved him,
just raised him ‘cause he was cute
and deductible.
And as he stood
visa vi
with me
I said, “Good-day”
and he crushed the skull
because it smelled funny.

© 2024 Philip Gaber


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Philip Gaber
Philip Gaber

Charlotte, NC



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