a construct, a fallacy, a lieA Poem by Philip GaberDo you believe life is eternal? Do you believe Mother Goose went through menopause? Do you realize how expensive lobsters are? Do you fathom a man equipped with a plastic heart who may begin to live longer or who may turn into a clone as he sits home watching “The Price is Right” and “Family Feud” or reruns of “Barnaby Jones?” Wasn’t he too old to be a cop? He had white hair; he must have been ninety. ‘Course he had Betty and Betty was friendly. But he had to be a hundred if not two hundred at least. And he drove a Ford, I imagine ‘cause all them cops do, ‘cause America is the land of ghosts like Jesus and Ronald Reagan and Stove Top Stuffing instead of potatoes ‘cause potatoes are carbohydrates and we all know what happens to people when they eat carbohydrates like potatoes. Only life was much nicer when John Boy wrote in his open window about the lovely happenings around him. Did he ever get a rock thrown at him all those years writing in an open window late at night, I wonder? Did an apple ever careen off his head or a stalk of corn or pig s**t from the barn? Did he ever yell out the window? Did he ever say, “You damn beauty mark you!” Did he ever get mad at Olivia and call her a b***h? Or was life on Walton’s Mountain just like living in a teepee in Minnesota? Eating wild rice, vinegar, and fruit juice. Passing joints and singing “Louie, Louie,” even though we never knew the words, just sang them and laughed. It had something to do with ladies feeling uncomfortable, didn’t it? Or was it about Margaret Truman’s agonizing autobiography “How Come Harry Wore Holes in His Socks?” Or did Henry Kissinger figure in? It’s doubtful. Although the accent fits, but not like a glove. Perhaps like a garbage bag or can. Or maybe we assume the ridiculous is just a matter of ejaculating the awkward parts and rejuvenating the Soul as we know it to be or not to be. But I have the answer, though the question was ambiguous, even though he wrote like a madman. Or was it really Marlowe behind Julius Caesar and Hamlet, that fine young Dutch lad with a penchant for suicide since his mama called him and told him she never loved him, just raised him ‘cause he was cute and deductible. And as he stood visa vi with me I said, “Good-day” and he crushed the skull because it smelled funny. © 2024 Philip Gaber |
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Added on June 25, 2024 Last Updated on June 25, 2024 AuthorPhilip GaberCharlotte, NCAboutI hate writing biographies. I was one of those kids who rode a banana seat bike and watched Saturday morning cartoons and Soul Train. But my mother would never buy any of those sugary cereals for us k.. more..Writing
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