Emperess SkyvoreA Poem by Philip GaberWoman/Women: Let's see if I can get a rise out of this guy.
(She does/they all do)
Woman/Women: Oh, I didn't mean that kind of rise, you filthy monkeys!
Man/Men: B***h, stop playing games.
Woman/Women: Who's playing games?
Man/Men: Ya'll are. When you play your little games and the dude becomes interested, you pull the rug out from under him and run away.
Woman/Women: That's not true.
Man/Men: Every woman I've met online has done that to me.
Woman/Women: Sure, online. Who asked you to chase those skanks around? Dummy! Ah-ha ha ha ha haha! © 2024 Philip Gaber |
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Added on June 24, 2024 Last Updated on June 24, 2024 AuthorPhilip GaberCharlotte, NCAboutI hate writing biographies. I was one of those kids who rode a banana seat bike and watched Saturday morning cartoons and Soul Train. But my mother would never buy any of those sugary cereals for us k.. more..Writing
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