for some of us, we had to fight our way out of a hole To see some sort of daylightA Story by Philip GaberI recall 1977. I wore Buster Brown shoes and was expelled for throwing snowballs at a school bus. The principal called me into his office so many times that year that it appeared my a*s had made a permanent imprint on The Chair. We called it The Chair for apparent reasons. We insubordinate liked to fancy ourselves as inmates on death row. One day, I got busted for smoking. Mrs. Hooper caught me. It doesn’t matter how I got caught. Or what happened once I was called into the principal’s office. The fact is, I did my penance and graduated from sixth grade with most of my balls still intact. The following year, I was in junior high. Sure, I was a loner. But I was a loner with people skills. I wasn’t what you’d call “goal-orientate” or a “go-getter,” but I knew how to “work a room” and how to experience those “extremes of emotions.” I was thirteen. Smoked a half-pack of Camel Lights a day and drank six cups of coffee-milk before lunch. I was a true one-sixteenth of a badass. My parents didn’t know whether to send me to private or military schools the following year. So they compromised and sent me to a Catholic school.
© 2024 Philip Gaber |
Stats
55 Views
Added on June 10, 2024 Last Updated on June 10, 2024 AuthorPhilip GaberCharlotte, NCAboutI hate writing biographies. I was one of those kids who rode a banana seat bike and watched Saturday morning cartoons and Soul Train. But my mother would never buy any of those sugary cereals for us k.. more..Writing
|