for some of us, we had to fight our way out of a hole To see some sort of daylight

for some of us, we had to fight our way out of a hole To see some sort of daylight

A Story by Philip Gaber


I recall 1977.

I wore Buster Brown shoes and was expelled for throwing snowballs at a school bus.

The principal called me into his office so many times that year that it appeared my a*s had made a permanent imprint on The Chair.

We called it The Chair for apparent reasons.

We insubordinate liked to fancy ourselves as inmates on death row.

One day, I got busted for smoking.

Mrs. Hooper caught me.

It doesn’t matter how I got caught.

Or what happened once I was called into the principal’s office.

The fact is, I did my penance and graduated from sixth grade with most of my balls still intact.

The following year, I was in junior high.

Sure, I was a loner.

But I was a loner with people skills.

I wasn’t what you’d call “goal-orientate” or a “go-getter,” but I knew how to “work a  room” and how to experience those “extremes of emotions.”
I was thirteen.

Smoked a half-pack of Camel Lights a day and drank six cups of coffee-milk before lunch.
I was a true one-sixteenth of a badass.

My parents didn’t know whether to send me to private or military schools the following year.

So they compromised and sent me to a Catholic school.

© 2024 Philip Gaber


My Review

Would you like to review this Story?
Login | Register




Share This
Email
Facebook
Twitter
Request Read Request
Add to Library My Library
Subscribe Subscribe


Stats

55 Views
Added on June 10, 2024
Last Updated on June 10, 2024

Author

Philip Gaber
Philip Gaber

Charlotte, NC



About
I hate writing biographies. I was one of those kids who rode a banana seat bike and watched Saturday morning cartoons and Soul Train. But my mother would never buy any of those sugary cereals for us k.. more..

Writing