Signs You're Dating a Loser

Dating a loser: 10 signs you’re dating a loser.

 

 

1.     His gold tooth turns green.

2.     His vacation home is a tree house in his mom’s backyard.

3.     He wears more gold than grandma on bingo night.

4.     He tells you his retirement is in precious metals, which turn out to be a bag of aluminum cans in his garage.

5.     He is late for a date because the chain fell off his ten-speed.

6.     He asks you how far off the bus route you live.

7.     You can’t go back to his place because he does not want to wake his ex-girlfriend.

8.     When he takes you out to dinner and gets mad that you super sized your order.

9.     He takes you to the dollar store for your birthday and tells you to pick out ANY two things you want.

10.   You know you’re dating a looser when he tells you he has been acquitted for stalking.

 

 

Reviews

[Bare trees]

Hahahaha, very funny and good.

[Princy]

Rofl! Hahaha glad m single!

[ashley]

My ex used to count out french fries at McDonalds so we could get "an even amount"... it was the same with slices of pizza, leftover birthday cake, and chips at lunch. We had to divide everything straight down the middle or he'd start a fight... how pathetic.

[Bette]

haha! i had a patient ask me out once.. he told me he would let me super size it!