Toilet Help

Toilet Help

 

 

 

 

 

            Working at a big box store has its challenges, so my cry for help came as no surprise to my fellow employees. While helping a customer with the latest super flush toilet, I was asked if it was okay to put a whole roll of double ply toilet paper into the bowl. I am accustomed to weird questions and found myself unshaken but unable to reply.

Why you would want to put an entire roll of paper down a toilet was her business, but to help the customer, I called in back up from another associate. I grabbed for my walkie- talkie and held the button in to make my page.

“Can I please get some help in the toilet isle? I need to know if you can flush an entire roll of double ply down our super flushes. Customer in a rush, please hurry.”

Sadly, my walkie-- talkie was tripping out because the battery was on its last cell, and the following words were broadcasted across the store. 

“Can I please get some help in the toilet……..…I need ……...an entire roll of double ply…….….please hurry.”

 

 

 

Toilet Help

 

 

 

 

 

            Working at a big box store has its challenges, so my cry for help came as no surprise to my fellow employees. While helping a customer with the latest super flush toilet, I was asked if it was okay to put a whole roll of double ply toilet paper into the bowl. I am accustomed to weird questions and found myself unshaken but unable to reply.

Why you would want to put an entire roll of paper down a toilet was her business, but to help the customer, I called in back up from another associate. I grabbed for my walkie- talkie and held the button in to make my page.

“Can I please get some help in the toilet isle? I need to know if you can flush an entire roll of double ply down our super flushes. Customer in a rush, please hurry.”

Sadly, my walkie-- talkie was tripping out because the battery was on its last cell, and the following words were broadcasted across the store. 

“Can I please get some help in the toilet……..…I need ……...an entire roll of double ply…….….please hurry.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Toilet Help

 

 

 

 

 

            Working at a big box store has its challenges, so my cry for help came as no surprise to my fellow employees. While helping a customer with the latest super flush toilet, I was asked if it was okay to put a whole roll of double ply toilet paper into the bowl. I am accustomed to weird questions and found myself unshaken but unable to reply.

Why you would want to put an entire roll of paper down a toilet was her business, but to help the customer, I called in back up from another associate. I grabbed for my walkie- talkie and held the button in to make my page.

“Can I please get some help in the toilet isle? I need to know if you can flush an entire roll of double ply down our super flushes. Customer in a rush, please hurry.”

Sadly, my walkie-- talkie was tripping out because the battery was on its last cell, and the following words were broadcasted across the store. 

“Can I please get some help in the toilet……..…I need ……...an entire roll of double ply…….….please hurry.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Working at a big box store has its challenges, so my cry for help came as no surprise to my fellow employees. While helping a customer with the latest super flush toilet, I was asked if it was okay to put a whole roll of double ply toilet paper into the bowl. I am accustomed to weird questions and found myself unshaken but unable to reply.

Why you would want to put an entire roll of paper down a toilet was her business, but to help the customer, I called in back up from another associate. I grabbed for my walkie- talkie and held the button in to make my page.

“Can I please get some help in the toilet isle? I need to know if you can flush an entire roll of double ply down our super flushes. Customer in a rush, please hurry.”

Sadly, my walkie-- talkie was tripping out because the battery was on its last cell, and the following words were broadcasted across the store. 

“Can I please get some help in the toilet……..…I need ……...an entire roll of double ply…….….please hurry.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[R. L. Aversa]

Oh, thats funny. I would have died laughing if I was in a store and heard that come out of the speakers.

[ashley]

This brought tears to my eyes, I was laughing so hard. Hah!!! Good job, well written! :D