Certified Funds Only

Send certified funds of 39.95  
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So, you want to be a poet?

Yes, don’t we all😊

Please send me a money order.

In turn I will send you:

The official quilled pen from the plumage of a phoenix

Your very own journal  (with its pages straight from the halls of Oxford (Texas, that is. ))

-finally-

Authenticated Certificate as a journeyman poet
Signed by Ernie Hemingway (a 2nd cousin ( mechanic by trade)).

Please be aware that all transactions are final.

Also to be come a full fledge poet please send me a 2nd certified check for 49.95

This offer is limited. Please don’t delay.

Reviews

[W. Barrett Munn]

I wonder how many know that Hemingway really was a poet? I hear he wrote For Whom the Bell Tolls with a Phoenix feather, too.

Winston

[Cherrie Palmer]

Well so was is 2nd cousin Ernie lol

[Cherrie Palmer]

Truth be told I love his books and short stories. But when it came to his poetry I found those offering lacking heart. (Which shocked me)

[W. Barrett Munn]

Goes to show those with a name and following have publishing advantages over mere mortals, especially those without checking accounts.

Winston

[Sami Khalil]

An add or poem?
You must be a good marketer

[Cherrie Palmer]

A ham at heart

[Sami Khalil]

Wow..................

[jacob erin-cilberto]

I would do this just to get Ernie's John Hancock.
This is so clever, Cherrie. I love it...
Since we are friends could I ask a favor?
Would you take uncertified checks?
I am not yet certified!

j.

[Cherrie Palmer]

For you I'll excepted cash. But a don't tell the others.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Okay, Our secret, AND I am sure no one will read this.

ha ha

[Cherrie Palmer]

Me too no reads the fine print

[Sami Khalil]

This is like winning the sweepstakes. Gullible people need apply.
Very creative dear poet.

[Cherrie Palmer]

:) a little Thursday Humor

[Sami Khalil]

Hehehe...........

[willweb]

Is tax included ?

[Cherrie Palmer]

I haven't decided. Probably if not I will send out invoices for all delinquent fees. Which could harm your journeyman status. Better make the check for 45even.

[willweb]

Deal! : )

[light and ashes]

Funny.
Really?
Sounds like quite a deal.

I can be a bonified poet ( That's a Southern thang)
Oh my goodness!

[Cherrie Palmer]

:) I couldn't resist

[light and ashes]

I don't blame you lol
I think this is great.

[Cherrie Palmer]

My original intent was a little more reflective but I decided to ham it up instead. :)

[Cherrie Palmer]

Ps love the new avatar. Really lovely

[light and ashes]

Thank you so much. I took it a few years ago.

[Lorry]

It is amazing how many ways there seems to be to become a published author or recognised poet. I remember talent had something to do with it, not your cheque book or your gullibility.
But this looks legit, because for a second check, we can become a fully fledged poet! 😊
I wouldn't be surprised if you are swamped with replies.
Now, Where's my cheque book? 😊

[Cherrie Palmer]

Lol remember limited offer- don't delay 😉