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Send certified funds of 39.95  
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So, you want to be a poet?

Yes, don’t we all😊

Please send me a money order.

In turn I will send you:

The official quilled pen from the plumage of a phoenix

Your very own journal  (with its pages straight from the halls of Oxford (Texas, that is. ))

-finally-

Authenticated Certificate as a journeyman poet
Signed by Ernie Hemingway (a 2nd cousin ( mechanic by trade)).

Please be aware that all transactions are final.

Also to be come a full fledge poet please send me a 2nd certified check for 49.95

This offer is limited. Please don’t delay.

Reviews

[Neville]

I sent the required enrolment fee weeks ago but have yet to receive my quilled pen from the plumage of a phoenix .. and am desperate to get my car serviced, do you have Ernie's cell phone number by any chance .. 49.95 is in the post .. N :)

[Cherrie Palmer]

I'm mad at him myself. I think it's a scam but just incase I did send the 2nd check.

[Lisasview]

P.S. I ordered 500 certificates for all my friends on Writers Cafe... ha ha..

[Cherrie Palmer]

They di make the perfect gift 🎁 for writers.

[Lisasview]

Hysterical Cherrie... at first I thought it was the Amazon deal that is all over Facebook...but then I realised what it was... I so loved it because it made me smile... very clever...
Clever indeed,
Lisa

[Cherrie Palmer]

Thank you Lisa 😊 I guess I needed a little hamm that day.

[Lisasview]

Ha ha ha...Lisa

[John the Baptist]

Please tell me if you get any takers. I've got a bridge I want to show them.

[Cherrie Palmer]

If you order in the next five minutes! We will through your very own toll bridge.

[Vol]

I guess I can always apply for a Pell Grant... I'll never forget when I found out that to be a recognized poet, you have not win contests... hits me the same way the price of a Renoir is the only thing that counts. I am surrounded by Philistines!

[Cherrie Palmer]

Hope you brought your sling and a few smooth stones

[Cherrie Palmer]

Seriously writers for the most part struggle with the notion of being _____(or claiming to be)_____ a writer or a poet. It is a self anointed proclamation. I declare 📜. No processing fee required.
Even though a placard would be nice.

[Vol]

I LOVE the humor of it... and maybe the ones who hate to proclaim themselves is because they know they aren't. No one has ever told them, and they were passed along in school when they could barely spell their own names...

[Tom]

And don't this well informed, poetic brevity so well highlight and warn of the cynical, duplicitous nature of either individual or coporate deception, targeting good folks abilities, hopes and joys only to go silent once they've pocketed their hard earned cash ..

Kudus new freind, just like you, been there had the T- shirt 🙄

[Cherrie Palmer]

Thank you, Tom.
🙃
With all the adds on TV and the internet, I just couldn't help myself.

[Coyote Poetry]

Year ago. I joined a contest. $10,000 first prize. They posted my poetry and 20 years later. Still waiting for my $10,000 dollars. So many offered of greatness dear Cherrie. But this year. I am retired and I will tried again. I did enjoy the thoughts and the poetry my dear friend.
Coyote

[Chris Shaw]

This so sums up everything about today dear Cherrie. Money can buy anything:) Don’t worry about talent :) A clever poem with some humour in its lines.

Chris

[Cherrie Palmer]

I couldn't help myself :) a little poetic humor.

[William Michael Reeves]

Do we get a card we can carry for all that? A license that proves our bardom? The offer must be limited ... to fools. Where did this come from? Did you see some ad somewhere? I won't delay. I'll head straight for the Better Business Bureau!

[Cherrie Palmer]

Lol .... so I guess you don't want a decoder ring.

[William Michael Reeves]

A ring does sound good. When it's the phone! Let's see ... that adds up to $89.90. I get a pen that will burn my writing hand. A journal as big as Texas with pages stained with oil I imagine. A certificate signed by a dead guy and a decoder ring that helps me make sense of your nonsense. Hmmmm. Well, if the funds go to charity I might buy in. But I bet that would be the Palmer Fund for Philanthropic Poetry, your favorite charity. Maybe with the ring and certificate I could get a spot at the open mic, so count me in! I do want to be full fledged. I'm tired of being half pledged. I'll write you a check just as soon as I get that pen!

[William Michael Reeves]

This fledgling pledges to fledge the edge of a full fledged pledge.

[Cherrie Palmer]

Lol which came first the chicken or the egg.

[William Michael Reeves]

Stop now! You're inspiring me. I may have to answer that question with a poem. Billigami has been full fledged awhile now, and you just got him excited thinking about an answer to that question.

[Cherrie Palmer]

Well let’s see 👀 it.

[Cherrie Palmer]

With my luck the journeymen will want a union

[Pete]

... and if you order now we'll throw in this flashlight so you can write under the covers at night in bed - extra postage only an additional $9.99.

better to laugh than cry says you and i ... :)

[Cherrie Palmer]

And a decoder ring to those that are added to our email list