Teenage Politics

First of all the b******s is Brown,
(Most likely the commons biggest clown)
Wobbling jowls and a steady "ummm"
Provides Cameron with a lot of fun,

Three hundred and twelve pounds
On a sodding toilet seat
Oh the public, Did they cheat 
Laugh and watch as theyre thrown to the hounds

Is the fool blind to whats under his eyes,
Or to busy with his sodding blue ties?
The bloody pounds been swallowed,
And the f*****g dollars soon to follow,

3 grand to clean your moat
B*****d wont be getting my vote
Council tax bills and second homes
Uni fees and unpaid loans

How much has the bleedin' Scot claimed?
Whilst watching the Tory's being blamed,
Did he dabble in the treasury for his own woods?
Or watch some expensive porn that was no good?

Close upon 25 grand on patrols,
From the army grunts on parole,
Claims on porn, plugs and hobnobs
Not to forget the vital doorknobs

Second up is lord mister "The Speaker"
(Emphasis on the "The" sneaker)
Hes gone blind too, says the news,
Nothing to declare on the expenses reviews,

If i could, Id book them a s****y eye test,
So this stupid money thing can be addressed,
Then perhaps a different coloured tie,
For Mr Gordon Browns continuous lies,

Author's Note

Co written with my good friend Sam, to cure his writers block.

Reviews

[Jordyn K. Jansa]

Funny/serious/strange/... It's quite interesting... Hmm... Not in a bad way though. Very good. It really flows. Very good rhymes too.