~ Effective Technique ~

a silly little ditty

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, this is one way to keep people away...i think i might use this next time in the grocery store where people ignore the distancing altogether...was in a check out line and an older gentleman actually brushed up against me...the checker had to warn him to back off.
j.

[Carola]

hi jacob, thanks for reading & commenting.
i think a lot of people just plain forget about this distancing when their mind is preoccupied with shopping.
cheerio carola

[Chris Shaw]

Ha ha. Missed this little gem from last year, but glad I found it. Yep, the scientists should have suggested a can of beans a day, will keep the people away. Love your humour carola.

Chris

[Carola]

pleased you enjoyed it, chris. 😀

[barleygirl]

I enjoy people using humor to get thru this & I'm always interested in how everyone is doing "out there" (whereas there is no pandemic here in my wilderness, so to speak). But it's hard for me to see the humor in anything these days as long as 1000+ are dying each & every day in the USA while our trumpet-in-chief gets his minions whipped up about whether athletes are standing or kneeling for the pre-game national anthem. It's so cultish, it's downright scary here. I'm not going anywhere until this is many times more under control. The death toll rises week after week. Sorry I lost my sense of humor lately (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Coyote Poetry]

Yes this would work. Some places in our world don't believe in the coronaviras. I lost family and my daughter had. I hope we are wise. Keep our distance and thank you dear Carola for sharing your words. Have some fun and be safe.
Coyote

[Carola]

i'm sorry to hear of your family loss, very sad for you.
thank you reading & commenting
cheerio carola

[Coyote Poetry]

Thank you dear Carola. Coronaviras isn't done yet.

[Dave Brown]

certainly, a well-timed toot can cause folks to scoot
BTW your displays are very attractive

[Carola]

thanks dave. i was in a silly mood when i wrote it.

[Papaya]

Lol!! Love it. I may have to try a " toot toot " instead of a " beep beep " next time, to usher people out of my way

[Carola]

😃 hahaha! & maybe even ring a bell whilst tooting.
cheerio carola

[Neville]

an effective little ditty if ever there was, or is or.... maybe becoz…… :)

[Carola]

glad you liked it neville. just bit of silly fun with words & connotations.
cheerio carola

[Samuel Dickens]

Yes, it certainly will! While standing in ranks, once, I accidentally released a silent but deadly one, which made everyone (except me) hurriedly turn away and depart. Farting is always funny.

[Carola]

i think so too!

[Patricia Wedel]

We are in desperate times to protect ourselves... a bit of humor may be a necessity if only we could control this weapon. Perhaps a Spray to duplicate the odor.., or even a whistle to scare someone away... and then claim it was an accident. Or a T-shirt that lights up with the words. “Off Limits for COVID19 “. Any thing to discourage dumb people!!! gently, Pat

[Carola]

thanks for stopping by to read & comment. the fart spray can sound great, i'm sure kids would love to get their hands on such a can.
cheerio carola

[Patricia Wedel]

The whoopee cushions were popular twenty years ago. You could have guests at a dining table for dinner and put a whoopee cushion on their wooden seat and others also ... they look like a regular fusion, but before dinner our guests already had Gas when they sat down. We simply cannot survive without a sense of humor. take care and be safe.
gently, Pat

[NotUsinganymore]

Very silly and cute poem. Farts do work wonders.

[Carola]

yes they certainly can!

[Jacob Eapen Sam]

ha ha....loved it. Short and crisp! I liked the concept, albeit unpopular, to make people stay away.

[Carola]

pleased you liked it jacob.
i don't often write funny poems, it doesn't normally come naturally as it does with some people.
cheerio carola