Cold, Hard B*tch

if you want to know just message me and i'll tell you but i am NOT posting the inspiration for it here!

There's so much I can say,

since you momentarily turned my heart of gold into that of a cold, hard, b***h

        

Revealing the secret places of my heart

 

 

                           Did nothing but amuse your sorry a*s.

 

It never occurred to me to actually listen to your beggin to tell my parents I seriously liked a sociopath from Lebanon.

 

Or that you really did have an ex who cheated on you- by the way, we're having LOVELY chats about you on Facebook.

 

                       But I can't depreciate myself too much over this,

                      because lets face it:

 

       You were not that attractive in the first place- even my best friend said you looked like a 'duck' (and he's not that picky or cruel, himself... I'm just not solely into a guy's looks).

 

The most beautiful things you said were still a little off in the back of my mind- you know, how you said 'I love you' (after three months of knowing me) or 'Not all men are bad'.

 

God sent me COUNTLESS signs, and although I was being stubborn He still brought me clarity (in addition to bringing down my pride). Because of this, my faith is stronger, and I'm closer to the only One who will ever truly and unconditionally love me for who I am.

 

I would NEVER date outside of my religion- unless it were a Messianic Jew- no matter what I told you. You would never be worth fighting for if you really WERE the last man on earth.

Your ex dumped you twice and tells you to stop harassing her- have a friggin backbone, PLEASE! I know you have 'shortcomings' but it's actually very laughable to see a grown man beg- at least she thought so when she saw you askin some girl (from the s****y version of Myspace) to get on a webcam and heard all the BS you said to me.

             

                      I don't hate you anymore, I'm just glad I never wanted to be your girlfriend. However, I still can't believe what a narcissistic, cowardly, a*****e you are. Men like you really shouldn't exist- we don't need your traits in our gene pool any further. I know you were whining about how 'we're not terrorists over here' but instead of Hezbollah using mentally challenged/handicapped women and children to blow up the nearest marketplace- maybe you should just volunteer. You flunked out of high school for God's sakes because you're too dysfunctional to keep a job and do school (which honestly CAN'T be that difficult in your area)! You're a Muslim who drinks- both of which my Arab friends warned me about.

 

Seriously, what are the odds?

 

I really hope you're sterile.

 

Your ex is really nice, and pretty, and she doesn't deserve you at all because you're a disrespectful pig with no morals. She is never going back to you because she told me doesn't love, trust, or respect you (3 key things to a relationship since you probably didn't know that). For her sake, just leave her alone, and every other woman on the face of the earth while your at it. I'd hate to see a fellow woman have to tolerate you. Or maybe she'll just find a nice side slice.

 

Either way, I hope she verbally castrates you- just like I would have had you had the balls to respond back to me and call me a 'b***h' to my face. NEWSFLASH: calling me a b***h isn't gonna make your ex like you more- she'll just see how you use misogynistic terms for women who call you out on your s**t.

 

 

Reviews

[Rain]

I had to read this piece. I don't think I've ever seen, heard, or read a more complete slice and dice job in my life. I'm sorry, but I had to laugh at how totally under control your words were, but how severe their effect was. I hope you were on a debate team in school, because if you weren't, they lost a champion. I hate to say it, but I really enjoyed reading this. lol. Great job, Lizzie Borden. :)

[bob, small b. aka invs]

hm. sounds like you had an unhappy experience with this guy. at least you finally saw through him. anyway, i agree that you managed to skewer him pretty well in this piece. you were cool, methodical and logical. unfortunately, logic doesn't touch most guys like this and they'll continue doing what they always have. at least you got it out of your system by writing this.

i do hate to agree with this loser at all, but the 'not all men are bad' statement was true. just not concerning him. keep an open mind.

[Chicagolights]

Interesting to be sure.

[__Flaw__]

Hmm...another sorry a*s moron ;)
Well...as u said...if ur Arab friends have warned u against THOSE kind of thugs...İ must say they are absolutely right. And amid all that chaos and hanky panky web interaction...only one thing stands out more evidently than ever...that guy doesn't have the slightest clue of how fucked up he's become...feel sorry for his wife though...and again am glad that she would definitely cope up better... now that she's dumped that freak for ever.
Hope ur morals are sky high. A good write up...cares :)))

[~Haute*Cocoa~]

haha, well unfortunately, i couldn't get in the debate class in high school because it was always full! i have some more to say but perhaps i should keep it as it is already...