Just Ranting (part 1)

So I have been quiet for some time and it's about time that

I go in on some folks based on what i have seen.

This is not me hating on anyone but this is me on the outside

of the window looking in and finding flaws in people that they 

should have found in themselves.

 

1. Fellas, if you are wearing jeans or slacks with a belt on,

    there should be no damn reason for your pants to sag.

    The purpose of a belt is to hold your pants up. Get a 

     f*****g clue you simple minded, no swag having, dirty

     draws showing, dick in the booty on the down low 

     muthafuckas...

 

2.  Ladies, I love ya'll like cooked food but if I don't say this,

     you will keep on doing this. Stop coming outside looking 

     ghetto-fabulous while your children are looking like they need 

     sponsors for "SAVE THE CHILDREN". Your children should look

     as good as you if not better. Take pride in yourselves as well as 

     your children.

 

3. Fellas, if you have a child or children, if your woman has to run 

    errands and leaves your child with you, IT IS NOT BABYSITTING!!

    Babysitting is when you are watching someone else's child. When it's 

    your own, YOU ARE RAISING THEM. Learn the difference...

 

4. Ladies, I gotta go in on ya'll about how you dress. 

     For my big girls, if you don't have any defining shape to yourself,

     KEEP YOUR A*S OUT OF APPLEBOTTOMS!!! If you ain't got a bubble 

     or an onion booty and you put your a*s in those jeans, it's no longer

     Applebottoms. IT'S APPLESAUCE..... 

 

5.  Ladies, I know most of you have a shoe fetish but not every shoe

     is meant for you.. Let's begin with the open toed shoes and sandals.

     If you have toes that look like uncooked JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGES,

     EAGLE CLAWS or if your foot looks like you have been breaking

     bricks in Karate class. Keep your feet out of sandals and open toed shoes..

     If you know you have fat or wide feet, narrow shoes are not for you.

     Here's the proof: If you put that shoe on and the top of your foot looks

     like a busted pack of biscuits.They aint for you.

 

6.  Fellas, if you aspire to be a HIP HOP artist and you are selling drugs,

     keep the drug talk out of your rhymes. All you are doing is dry snitching

     on yourselves. Keep in mind that the DEA listens to HIP HOP too. As soon

     as you mention anything about flipping keys/kilos, it throws up a red flag.

     And you wonder why you are targeted by the police in your hood..SMDH.

     DUMBASSES!!!!

 

7. For the fellas and the ladies, if you are in a relationship and you find out

    that person has been unfaithful, stop referring it as cheating. Love is not

    a game. When it comes to matters of the heart, it is nothing to be played with.

    And when that person gets caught being unfaithful, don't go crazy wanting to 

    fight the person who they were being unfaithful with. 9 out of 10 times, they

    were not aware of who you were. Leave that s**t to the ignorant a*s people

    who choose to go on Maury Povich or Jerry Springer.

 

 

This is not to hurt anyone's feelings but if you are offended, more than likely

you fit in one of these criteria and I can care less. 

Reviews

[Careless Dreamer]

Thank you for commenting.. Although this may sound funny, I was really speaking about things that I see in my everyday life... Sometimes you just gotta laugh at ignorance...

[Hana Saemon]

I absolutely LOVE this!!! cracked me up!