Serial Killer Limerick

Serial Killer Limerick

A Poem by Captain Ugly
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Limerick? Would you like fries with that?

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There was a psychotic from Tyler

Who became a raving defiler

Ten bodies were found

Then the psycho went down

Thanks to the bureau’s profiler

 

The profiler was from Boston

But recently moved down to Austin

When the Psycho escaped

His remains were scraped

From the wet ditch they were tossed in

 

The psycho then went into hiding

In Dallas where things were exciting

He hid for a stint

But then he got pinched

For killing a girl via biting

 

In prison the psycho was slaughtered

By an inmate who had a young daughter

He found out the charge

Then stabbed the man hard

With a metallic old cotter.

© 2009 Captain Ugly


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Poor Tyler....
I was kinda on his side....
Oh well, he got what was coming to him...

Posted 15 Years Ago



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Added on January 5, 2009