Skits

A Screenplay by Capaneus

Collection of skits I wish SNL would have done

The Rear view toilet cam
Be confident in clean.

spartacus had the baddest back up b***h that ever was..

ya know in the video game when ya play the girl?

that was her

"A Dog can drag it", next from Apple

if aliens showed up and with building to robot tech, we'd steal it and shoot the steeples at um

WHAT THE PROFESSOR WAS REALLY THINKING....

"If I fix the boat there's no way Im having sex with MaryAnn."

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Key and peel Car runs outta gas in Palacios Texas and they're outta money. They push the car to a Gas Station and run into some Mexicans on their way to the cotton gin. Si senior, they pay for working, same day We gotta go pick cotton Oh HELL NO We gotta man, ect Get there and quickly become very good at it. Start enjoying themselves. Singing songs and filling up baskets I know man it's like we were... Don't say it, don't you dare say it! Oh man, oh man, I just, I just wanna do th....