Skits

Collection of skits I wish SNL would have done

The Rear view toilet cam
   Be confident in clean.

spartacus had the baddest back up b***h that ever was..   

ya know in the video game when ya play the girl?

that was her

"A Dog can drag it", next from Apple

if aliens showed up and with building to robot tech, we'd steal it and shoot the steeples at um

WHAT THE PROFESSOR WAS REALLY THINKING....

"If I fix the boat there's no way Im having sex with MaryAnn."

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Key and peel Car runs outta gas in Palacios Texas and they're outta money. They push the car to a Gas Station and run into some Mexicans on their way to the cotton gin. Si senior, they pay for working, same day We gotta go pick cotton Oh HELL NO We gotta man, ect Get there and quickly become very good at it. Start enjoying themselves. Singing songs and filling up baskets I know man it's like we were... Don't say it, don't you dare say it! Oh man, oh man, I just, I just wanna do th....

Reviews

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Key and Peel:
A black man from the future where we judge eachother by the content of our character awakes in 2020
The fist man he meets says "whats up my n***a" so he beats the s**t out of him.

Judges glaring.

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Pro sport play celebrations:
James Harden is clearly imitating smoking weed.
Announcer: great shot by james and now hes 'stiring it up' boy he loves to cook chilli huh Frank'

Announcer: jackson shoot, he scores and heres his signature arm band maneuver' (player clearly imitating tieing off and slamming heroin

Announcer: Slam Dunk over Boglogrogavich and heres Izmach's nose knows, boy he is innate tonight huh Greg. (player imitates pouring a powder on the back of his hand and sniffs it)

Announcer: Power move inside and Tomlinson is no match flying out the way and here's the big man pattin his hinie (clearly imitating injecting his a*s with a syringe)

Announcer: touchdown, and here they go again helping eachother over the fence, boy they really support one another. (Clearly buttfucking in the endzone)

Announcer: oh, heres a new one, looks like James dropped a chilli, hes lookin around for it, guess he found it, back in the pot and hes stiring it up again, what a great play

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The jeopardy-wheel-of-press-your-pyramid school for advanced advancement.
Here children are trained to succeed in the high paying field avaliable to them in our future economy. Curriculum includes much more than trivia indoctrinating, but dressing for success from wheel of fortune to lets make a deal. How to identify who to blow for getting onscreen, and much more. Enroll early

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Famous greef stricken b******s killing themselves
Hitler, janet reno, Bush, Bernie Madolf

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Has the daily grind gotten to you? Finding poor decisions and bad people overwhelming? Love life not what you expected? Then try sepiku from pfizer. One revolutionary pill and your problems drift away.
Side effects include explosive anal hemorrhaging, blurry vision, shortness of breath.
In rare cases, mental retardation may occur.
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Sepiku, when it's too hard for you.. 🎶

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The hair disfunction enhansment club for impotent men:
Just lay on our conveyor belt and wake hair plugged, lyposucked, pad implanted, chin and cheek dimpled, and viagra infused. African falace transplant for extra fee

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Honest MBTA descriptions
Mtfb-youre shallow and cant provide orgasms to the opposite sex. Ect

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Relationship advice from someone who never had a good one...
Guy walks into a bar. Girl gives him 'the look'
Narrator chimes in 'walk over and say hello quick or youre mortal enimies'
He doesnt, weeks later she recognizes him driving by, pulls him over, plants coke, and presses assault on an officer charges
'Told ya so'

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The Real Cavemen
Basically real neanderthals beating the guico cavemen and raging at modern life.
Every skit ends with a call from Schwarzenegger. "Le dem out"

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Flipper's Pissed
Basically jaws but with dolphins biting peoples dicks off