RantsA Story by Capaneusbig random thought box
If you're two-faced can I stab you in the back?
well of course you're not a monkey's uncle you're his nephew I need a bud light A Marlboro light And a light They'll get me through tonight
A man who yearns for honest
relationships must remember to pay his prostitute
kooktshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "And a new study released today shows the 23rd chromosome, the one responsible for the male gender, previously thought to be regressing towards extinction seems to have stabilized at a poetic simplicity which shows no further sign of backing down. "Whoo hoo, I was soo worried." ah ha, yes indeed, well, looks like we'll get it right eventually, good night America, and, well, God bless.
peaceful protest is not the history of the world. Pacifism, though ideal, is the philosophy of cattle
the 3rd child the first superfluous an impending catastrophe from the moment it's original craving is appeased. The abomination only murder could forgive.
The world is fair. There, Now it's written. Next time some a*****e tells you where's it written that the world is fair, tell um right here.
The time is quickly passing Approaching middle age Soon walkers, grumpy ramblings, and a plaque upon a grave We're gonna # ing die here Fail breathing and then lie here till we're dust and gone away
Perhaps it doesn't matter How we perform upon this stage Perhaps were merely matter Particles pondering a maze
But I've enjoyed, been batter A base for me was saved
This bottle is a bible that I preach with everyday Perched upon my pulpit praising the night away Pontif of a parish praying loudly till I lay
Jason told me many tales and I believe them all My favorite wail involved his bail for answering the call To live the lie And march or die Patrolling on our wall
Scale and sale and dodging jail was how he'd pay for things Interesting life lived by the knife dealing Atlanta brings
He and a brother Set out to smother Wouldn't quite say why But plot begun to chase and run till that sheriff's boy'd die
All went wrong and sirens on till court was soon convened And there We'd lost another hoss but sheriff intervened and pushed the deal that made him wield a molten M16
Do we call them ideologies cause they're stupid?
Go through life with your seat belt off Learn to cough Ride your wave, they all crash
So you shouldn't fight back anymore No more personal war Ban the solution build up what it started for
Like an engineer barreling towards a school bus
like a critic who laments, i've seen all these letters before
more hope filled than John Wayne
Bobbitt on hearing they found his penis more relieving then his first post traumatic orgasm
They got attention deficit, but is not a syndrome it's an empty home
You might lose the fight, but if you don't fight you're lost
a nation with no placebo effect a nervous wreck
it's expanding beyond gravity and will accelerate itself to death we'll have to convert energy to matter on a universal scale but we're no good at making energy matter we've made matter energy making matters worse, but to save eternity, energy must be the matter. proton decay's a b***h but if we don't have a tow rope by half a billion years it won't matter anyway so there's half the battle good luck kids
when the goin gets tough she leaves Darleen don't lean on eternity she's been everybodys dancing queen she's seen everybody glance between
Irate outburst get results incoherent slurred insults if you wanna get things done then you get your b***h begun disrespecting gets respect gesticulating nervous wreck instigate some aggravation or they're gonna keep you waitin
the Mayan calender predicted our destruction but not their own. They are the empire with the dubious distinction of collapsing unopposed. vanish. Alone with 2 continents they implode round about the time they invent chocolate and cocaine.
well adjusted, personality ordered he remembered to use Thompson's water seal Duralube prolonged his engine life with increased horse power he could really feel AAA was there for him and he was in good hands with alstate his neutered labradoodle's papers had been shot his fence was picket so as not to be sat upon, he was always on one side or another and on January 2nd 1971 he lost the urge to smoke though still indulged after a movie or good cop drama independent, middle of the road, politicians fought over him and he prudently judged the quality of their ads before making his decision Mr. Bobbit, no relation, manned his cubicle at the unemployment office where he contributed to the war on terror with every freedom fry he crammed in the sizable contents of his lower lumbar supporting chair sit eh' zen
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I'm so not gay so not gay If I was a f*g would I fold my arms and lean back like this no way look at that guy f*ckin homo totally wants me to f*ck his a*s I can just tell f*g thinks he's better than everyone, bet he stares at himself in the mirror look at that pole smoker bet he wants to suck my d!ck just slob on my sh!t ha he can't stop thinking about my balls all rubbin on his pretty little mustache ha *shifts junk* f*ckin queer
He'd thought "find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life" meant it wouldn't feel laborious, but it meant you're getting fired. We just can't stand a smile. Nothing is more aggravating than that happy b*stard when you're waiting on a paycheck.
As a dog returns to his vomit, So do I play chess
F**k your lie ability
lowest common denominator domination highest average oogle we could get appeal to all of you the dumbest gets it too next season got to be the dumbest yet
We make boys who won't climb trees no skinned knees agile thumbs but won't say please while the girls grow up to be precisely what society has decreed bombarded with the imagery of simony they sell their selves for free
those that tell don't know those that know don't tell
don't stop being ok with yourself so someone will start
in this world I've seen beautiful dreams in piles of # where I go pull out my hair and scream blood curling screams then look up to see a rainbow is there a script a meaning for things I wonder yet know I can't know but I'll live like it's true and great thanks to You for starting this crazed fiasco
if form is following function then what the # are we forming at the junction for all posterity
you're not what they have done to you you are what you have done no matter what they put you through no matter where you're from
oh girl got me down with your power line current currently divine curtain closing curvin shine
pour it poet pile it on 'er
fugedaboutit we'll just start an add campagn on the horrible case of 2-year-old Timmy Two-needs who died because dip#'s donor card couldn't be found in time. Then pass a bill making the assumption of donation and only wakos will sign up not to donate which on top of which the unborn lack the capacity to do and they aint even citizens anyway. sure it'll get sticky first time some mormonite's fetus is slathered on Britney's face but #um, we got way better lawyers and do you have any idea how effective babys are on wrinkles f8ckin phenomenal Britney's 65, I # you not sixtyfuckinfive trillions baby catch-22, hut, hut, hike touchdown big time think i'll have the blonde blondes? f*ck it, blondes all the way around Heidy Bill gonna need a Timmy in triage stat. (click) yeah skulls "skulls!"
it took Gorgeous George 10 days to repeat himself. "repetition is the definition of excellence. you wanna be good at anything keep doin it. You do jumping jacks everyday, you gonna be a jumpin jack mother #er." 10 continuous days of advice from max seg's cell #2. Life, b*****s, money, boxing, crack, needles, meth, hep c, who he is, how he be, how to be. "the 3 best books are the Koran, the Bible, and The 50 laws of power. you can't just read that # straight through, you gotta study that # like a class. read one chapter and then think on it ya know. oh and the 50 laws of deception and the auto biography of Willy Loyd. That mofo had 50'000 mofo's ready to die for him. at the end of the day I'm a slimy mofo but I'm a good guy to have on your side I aint #, but i'm a Muslim and a vice lord and I aint got your back, I got your shoulder."
the spirit may be indomitable, but the skeletal system is not, and so their gavel crashed down on that little monkey contorting, crippling, mangling till the largest ape convinced justice was done, sat back down by the ladder to resume scoffing while the other 3 screeched excitedly about the immobile mass which lay fixated on a golden treat above till its pupils had swollen shut. because that's the way it's always been because that's the way it's always been because that's the way it's always been because that's the way it's always been what if?
you know how gay he is, he's so gay he's been denying he's gay for an hour. that's gayer than dudes #in. That's gayer than thinking about a dude while you're jerking off. I mean that's hiding in the closet and holding the door shut with both hands kinda gay
I saw wednesday that oil executives, native corporation leaders, and other business owners calling themselves "Alaskans for Justice" gathered to rectify Ted Stevens legacy. Rallying at the International Airport named preposthumously in honor of The Honorable Senator Ted Stevens, "Alaskans for Justice" called for the heads of two prosecutors and an FBI agent. Good to know they're out there advocating for us all. What a relief it was to learn that the guy bribing his close friend was a child rapist the FBI had made a deal with and not some good man on video bribing a senator, defrauding democracy
urine good hands with alstate just piss on um
Buddha thought he saw 3 calamities, an old man, a sick man, and a dead man, but there was really only one. the passage of time is insignificant compared to its passengers. the myopic, greedy, destructive actions of few and the passive response of the many is the only calamity here.
Listen son, the only unforgivable sin is the dirty s**t I hear they done to ya. I'll never forgive ya for it. Now I can sit down and chit chat with con men and rapists, but their victems'll always be lookin at a mask on pity, disgust and snicker. And ten times if I'm the one that done it cause then your worse evil then whatever you made me do. I know it don't make no sense boy, but it aint gotta, life's not a fictional story.
spellin be bolliks anywho, not mor bain on communicatin dare be den won way lookin at a word. what da C fer anywho when we'z K n S. da whole lot ring devil. bunch falutin # makin rulz caint no won member n say nuttin worth noin no how n den day got da dash n 2 be really won in dey tink yer fer no count on count dat ba dare be not all room in yer noggin n ya put all dat dare be not room fer nuttin. word doan knowin what it look like anywho
oy, da moss importan fer been da president gottin be good hair. dem all gots it
oy, now iffin ders both all critter, den how dem lion eat after landin? every meal be the end o so sorry critter.
nuttin say sincere appology toin me like when da repentant readin da prepaired statement from him lawyer in da podium dat him quickly flee. Dat makin me know him had da transformatin
dattin be fack n eye be a poodin despenser. chocolate, vindla, lemonade, n da rasbury top iffn ya yank hardn long nuff
oy, n doan git me wrong laddy, at the great end all be all scrap fer da whole lot, iffin ya look cross an see ya Jesus on dat o side, well den ya jus gut yur commander on count dat bein da devil
the honorable Seneca Lee Scott at chur service iffin dat mean drunk
two teeth and a Gigantic Green Granny Smith, Round and Round and Round, the core of a Granny Smith and Two teeth
you can have everything that there is in this world freedom's free for you and so are pretty girls there is nothing that your friends won't do for you politicians are good and you can trust um too no one ever lies especially your mom no one ever cries except at sad sung songs no one ever dies we'll always carry on
santa Claus is real he cares for Christian boys santa Claus is real he hears their every noise he's down at the parade, selling all the joys of real Christmas spirit and its walls of corporate toys
good men go to college bad men go to jail life is full of meaning and the woods are full of quail
muslims are the terrorists, the NSA is not things are getting better, even when they're not things are gettin gbetter and nobody should be shot
money's most important, it's worth more than your friends you always need more money, you always need to spend money's most important, it's how to pick your job your not under control no your not a worthless slob
violence is always wrong, nothing's worth a fight conform conform conform, bow down to the might cause if our soaring nation makes you hate your plight youre wrong youre wreng youre wrong so pay youre taxes right
TV makes you smarter, shows you what to buy set your fat a*s on the couch and never ask why don't you ever ask nobody why you never ask why
suppress symptoms feed disease collect fees
Kurt Cobain Kurt go bang Kurt's big brain is curtain stain
-And here from the Presidents council on death prevention is Madeline Albright ladies and gentlemen Thank you Chuck -this is quite an endeavor you've set upon, please tell us about your work at this new council Thank you Chuck. You know, when the President approached me with this amazing opportunity to serve I thought of all those deaths we'd prevented in Waco and throughout the world -but didn't you cause those? A common misconception Chuck, we've prevented them from happening today -I see, since they've happened And not just that, we've located the #1 cause of death through our tireless research -ah yes, cancer No Chuck, birth -birth? and to help prevent birth my tailor will be offering my special blue suits at low cost to all Americans -a clothing sale? compulsory clothing yes -have to buy clothes? and wear, it's the corner stone of our end childhood death earmark to Obama care -like mao suits? not at all Chuck -but doesn't that make life, well, less alive? Life has killed Americans Chuck, it's a terrorist
one thing after another one thing after another one thing after another one thing after another one thing after another one thing after another one thing after another one thing after another one thing after a motherfuckingnother
And now that I've gone Feral on my tromp through yonder bush, I'll run lashing out my tale of the frail and sitting toosh; I'll hang all the heads that fail with the wail of excuse and gasp my last exhale a dead avail of pursued truth
would you like to have sex? ok, but i'm going to need a house, a car, and a wardrobe fine, you'll have to do most of the cooking and cleaning Alright, i get to have an affair i'm leaving you for Viagra and a younger woman when you're 45 i'm keeping the house, the car, and half your pay Bobby and Sue? Davey and Sue I do Me too
there is a chasm between the city and the desert in which we live many scream at their city from their desert many won't look at their desert for fear of locking their own eyes there are almost no bridges
i'd like to introduce myself a man of class and wealth a brilliant specimen in perfect health
i sure would like to
This tangled web that you've been weaving With these words of deceiving Been so sly with lying scheming Cruel to love and now it's leaving
And bring brothels back
Dogs are talking and they're hopefully concerned. They know something's wrong the 12th ice age in a 100'000 years wiped out all major mammals. He's the best friend you'll ever have, and archeologists are barely aware of him. 3 foot gnomes, Neanderthals, saber-tooth capes,
Where gonna golf for time olympics 2410
It'll be a beer run at least And there'll be stats on spillage and return
Now beard salvage is fine, I do like the idea of big beards doin this
12-12-10 Captain of Coast Guard Cutter Blackfin glares from his pilothouse at a dilapidated power boat anchored just beyond the Santa Barbara County line. There a man, if you would call him that, is laying wet blankets in the bow sun. “Well, we gonna harass this guy or what?” comes a voice on the water while a Harbor Patrol skiff hangs on the battleship’s stern. The binos lowered as captain turned to xo. They turned back to that boat draped in Gold Coast mansions. “Take us home Mr.Johanson” commands the executive officer.
Activist Activate fist Your rhetoric won't do
And here I work my voodoo at the board of keys of sound
My Reputation runs wide ya know By the time it got to Malta no surprise it'd show That the girlys wanna keep it for their own P flow But ain't no amputation of the soul sensation It's a plaster cast creation fo' when I'm on vacation
Like solar cells, I'm renewable Put your hand in my hand and it's doable 10 seconds of silence and we're back to go Collectin 200 hollars and a rev rent rose
so if you wanna get down in a private show As luck would have it, I'm good to go Still the neighbors gonna find out dontcha know When I'm deep inside, suckin on your toe You go Oh oh Oh oh oh
Treat cha like a brand new bowlin ball when it come to lovin, I'm your proper windfall gonna Start with rubbin, little cyclical Getcha goin round that gutter wall Then You Head Down mystical mystery lane ~Discover A pin pokin at your brain ~Recover strike at the knight again ~another Picture frame strike stoking flame stroke, choke, spare complain "Eyes smiling"
Well who am I fight with that Roll you over, watch expressions freeze and snap Four clover to a deep concern cringe, tingle, burn Stroke, strike, scream, return "Now your turn"
One pin wobbles Top'll now strike again ~Phonations exhilaratin exhalin ~vibration sense of zen 10th frame begin Balls come crashing in
~Crescendo
coinciding comic grin
Collapsing, wow, God yes we win
grab a beer and roll again
:P:b:P:B:b:P
Private Bedroom Affection
Forget about your rental shoes Bring your zipper boots And your pirate loot
"I shot myself, but they didn't get the message."
Queens knight is the key Come at me Bump c3 Take the bait break the gait and smash new queen
Clutching their lap tops
Just let your imagination run wild with me here said the narateor All them spirals in a whirlwind And it was generally agreed that the p***y was good every morning/night
Now take your pick Ream or run for it Protection for the kids or lids to gun from it
Poor artists celebrate poor work Prosaic jerk Propping pebbles that they find No diamond mind No greater depth then they're inclined to recline with in the crevasse of that couch For that they'll vouch Just the comfortably benign
so the pope wears a paper hat and the pontiff under that puts a pen on paper what he pulls from vapor and ya can't contradict that
in the soul of a bureaucratic is an ink overflowing vat and he spills a bit, but who gives a #, his soul's already black
here's a pole and a bowl and a bat fly your flag on top of that when your bowls half full there'll be b*stard drool so you're gonna need to beat um back
she's committed well at least she ought to be she's committed more crime then this penitentiary quite literally and that DA's still blaming me but if the truth were to be told they'd prosecute p***y every second disease any dirt bag on her knees how'm I spossed to get along where Hitler had groupies razor sharpening cat and pull that puppies teeth strung along till hope is gone and then we'll face the beast
is it any coincidence that so many child molesters, politicians, and oil executives have the same face?
"Want me show ya how that thing works" she said
Giggling on the phone
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If talkin # were kickin a*s they'd all be world class
Murder we can handle. We morn, pursue justice, move on, punish and reach catharsis. We're honest about murder.
ya can't win em all but ya can't win at all if ya care what ya could be
called
I didn't coin the term I copyrighted the chorus you rippers don't know what came before us and now you wanna be in charge of what comes next
sucka MC's "young girls adore us" couldn't find a bark in a red would forest but since you're so down, gonna put that a*s to rest
bow to the best
With that vice of avarice various voluptuous vagrant mites vehement vulgar appetites get ya vocation least right
your paradise is a pair of dice Vicodin, Valium, Vagistat gonna put your a*s to work
till the vise versa of vice shake down vigilant volitile vocal "down"
Move the cosmos And Catholics fight
While the stars are burning faster then they're born
Blank silent stare is worse than ignoring you
Words wont
I mean the logistics of getting to the next one, and we'll send lobran James in with a lazier canon, but it's got to be in a slow mining vessel. With lazer canons. Running around spitting particle beams through space like galactic hillbillies. Etoquet to don't spit some dude's scum in my mouth
Absolute recycling
Replicators infusing hydrogen, building whichever molecule
And at first I guess we're just gonna have to eat dogs. Mulch the dead
But not until the plasma frieght train road trip to bleached abandons gas pumps
Railroad fouls the idiot gene and was screening for it. Now they can't
I mean bat # crazy isn't a crime
As the kootenai (koot knee) river research car left town
Could a kangaroo court convene
Sex among social groups, #ing her friends.
Douch bag supervisors on meth. FinallyA flawless system He's just lookin at it. Freaking At the first minor mistake while they make them all day
oh surrender just as fast as you caaaaaaaaaaan don't you never fight for nothing be a peaceful man
any regime which doesn't completely exterminate food, air, water, shelter, and two successful sexual experiences per capita can proudly proclaim preeminence
People wanted his attention
Bugs don't like baby powder he learned
cry a river then cry a river then cry a river give a dang if ya do
I got a 3 string fiddle and it's whistlin cry a river over me won't you
cry a river then cry a river then cry a river give a damn if ya do
while the salt streams down round meddlin pull the one from my shoulder too
cry a river when Then to hell again cry a river when you finally knew
You're not a dancing bell, irrelevant cry a river cause it's all come true
So my most reasonable, intelligent friend had himself sterilized. Thank nonGod he won't be there to rise from the ashes
Saw the funniest # today at the Salvation Army. This tweeker started callin this guy a b***h about 20 times and then ran off like a b***h when the dude came over to fight about it. projection dun dun dun dun the more you know..
Ride the fence and the devil gets half
Like the sounds of a warming freight train Just open air gushing Or you can listen to him # your face I mean Dante'd have you harried by wasps after an empty banner while sickening worms fed on your blood and tears, but his modest times edited his pen. We all know daemons are rapists
The thing about cockroaches is you can eat um We kept them around
Is it just stupidity or profound times
Insincerity offends me, so now it's banned too.
Ambivalence is statistically beautiful
Let the fool be!? If he ain't dead right away they make him watch!
I just don't think it should take that much energy to deal with um Takes away from where I wanna put my energy, and you all just a bunch of douch bags tryin to turn me into a liar Why should I carry you.
They'll win the argument by not having it We're quite certain there shall be no examinations over there
We don't argue long about math errors. We can miss them for centuries, but once you figure out why you were wrong you move forward
It isn't from a 100 years of
women voters or the Jews. Don't say that, cause if you say that, everything else you've ever said was obviously wrong too.
Pot heads crack heads more meds for the talkin heads on the news
coke heads red heads coeds gotta get me some head from you
balding your gone hidin till the hair club cover you
She's aint a bag ho She's f***s drug dealers
I want a kid who kicks a rock around.
Cumulus, cericus, don't forget to
look at us.
Listen kid, you gotta beat two
gazzels to a football, turn, twist, grab continue sprinting, and fight over it.
So don't talk much.
The thing is they know life can be wonderful, and when it's not, it's not worth condemning a child to. They don't think they're the only thing.
Greatest generation my a*s While the best and bravest went off the #s hijacked hegemony
We formed it Now it's functioning
Fight back or # off
When what is to you is horrible, but to others a wonderful time...
Religion is here to keep the poor from killing the rich And it's leaving us But we're not killing them
bottomless help pit and into it
And we go now live to the White House where press secretary Mebble is about to make an address. Can you tell us about the mood there Wolf? Pensive Chuck, the state of the union comes in two weeks and the Econ.. Oh Mebble is due now Mr secretary mr secretary Yes fox What can the president say to silence critics calling this an unconstitutional regime? That just seditious, the president like any other naturally born citizen takes the constitution very seriously. He has life and liberty throughout the land and in keeping with his oath we are pursueing happiness, and though it has been a resilient foe, we've managed to confine it to a few small pockets in Washington, Colorado, and California.
and now Dan Short for Extenze "yeah, I don't need the #, but maybe it'll keep you from being such an obnoxious b***h"
lost him again sir damn it, old road? yeah, right by Wayne manor who is this guy?
POW to a gut "press the telleporter Robin!" Zap to the shoulder “they keep getting back up!” Zammo off top of a head “Robin?” POP to the knee "Robin!"
ever wonder why the villian doesn't rape the hero when he's got him at his mercy? broadcasts of bain buttfucking batman ya know he would
All are equal before the law (cept the poor, it's after them).
WTF is artificial flavoring? how is that legal: maltodextrin, magnesium chloride, sulfur sulfate, potassium bicarbonate, and artificial flavoring What could possibly be in this # that they don't want us to know
This's just in, Bridget Neilson has performed oral sex on Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and Flavor Flave. Look for her new book "tail's tale, one woman's triumph over the gag reflex" in your grocer this fall
So two nazis are sitting in a bar and one says to the other "Ya know, A lot of people say they couldn't do that" "Yeah, but the oven door wasn't that heavy"
just learned you can boil water in the microwave. yeah, fireman was kind enough to point that out
how in the hell they got New York Times #1 best seller on the cover? books still at the press, aint been sold yet, Best Seller. and I've seen hundreds of these books, just how up to date is this list. Sold twice between 1201 and 1203 tuesday, best seller.
ever wonder if the urinal sensor is a camera looking for # small enough to govern?
I wanna see the presidents piss. It's not the trucker, or the factory worker, or the fisherman that I'm so concerned about. They might ruin a family, not all of um. if law makers think drugs are such a danger, then lets see their piss. we'll end this war tonight
We've secretly replaced Hiruhito's katana with this Bic smooth flow ball point pen and... ahhh, myth busted I'd guess so, knowing may be half the battle; however, it would appear the other half is battle.
can you imagine how many times Jesus came running to the rescue only to find people #in?
And in latter news, the price of monogamy fell sharply today with the increase in unemployment to close at $409'590. Here to shed light on these numbers is relational economist Brent Farms thank you Chuck, while the latest downturn in mean relationships came as no surprise to the market, maintenance cost were volatile across the nation to around $65'000 per annul varying greatly by religious and sub/dom orientation; however, chapel stocks continued tumbling as many upper middle class Americans who can afford love are opting instead to invest directly in prostitution and keep their savings with the cartels. Well thank you Brent and with a quick synopsis on how you can capitalize on this latest market news we take you live to entrepreneur Sweet Fuzz Da hand make da man. indeed, now back to Tom with an exciting lobby dollar update
much easier to get in the box car then make a fuss
by their estimations a chimpanzee was more human than Gandhi. the only creature in the solar system to reason morally on the ramifications of actions and succumbing to angry impulse is our demonstration of humanity. Budha wasn't, neither Jesus, Teresa, nor that Chinese guy, but if you were butt f*cking infants there was no questioning your genome and not a state in the union would remove you from it. "we can save this one, he's human."
shouldn't ben gay be for hemorrhoids?
As a smoker, all be it one on forced hiatus until release's sweet smoldering relief, i'm curious why we aren't the beneficiaries of this wave of tolerance. I understand there's overwhelming research on health concerns, but conception is the leading cause of death. while we owe china annual interest rivaling our pentagon budget, burn a billion years of oil in a few generations, destroy water for hydrogen fuel cells and release child rapists daily, is the guy at the end of the bar really where indignation goes? indeed cigarettes offer real world solutions to our pandemic environmental concerns with pleasant reflective breaks halted early. freeing room, salvaging social security, and improving pre-death period along their wheezy way. smokers may not boast many marathoners, but i'd wager we perform quite well among great writers, inventors, artists, philosophers and comedians. what's a long geriatric period really worth without us?
when you take the wrong path, you get to the wrong destination
Everyone knows how many General Lee's they went through, but can you imagine how many Basset's Rosco P Coltrane murdered? If you jump a bridge and miss with the least agile animal on the planet riding shot gun... I mean Luke musta been banging the Human Society lady to keep the lid on that one.
I'm just glad there's a membrane that keeps me from tying my balls in a knot. I was trying one time and it hits me. God is smart.
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