The bug at the gas station

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One day Candi Dish and Monster Can went for a walk. Candi and Monster are best friends. They walked down the street to a curb. They sat on the curb and sang a song that went like this. 'Hug me, Hug me, My mommy don't love me, love me.' Then these two guys came up to them and gave them two thousand dollars and a Mustang. Candi jumped on the horse and patted its butt then Monster got on the back. The two guys skipped away and sang that song. The horse trotted towards the gas station that was 78 miles away. The horse stopped half way and collapsed. Then Candi Dish walked five feet to the right to a gas station and got some water for the horse then the horse was ok and they got back on and rode away. The horse tripped and broke all four of his legs so they bought a wagon and put him in it. They tied a rope to the wagons handle and tied the other end of the rope to a truck then sat on the horse. The truck drove by the hospital and they untied the rope so they would roll into the hospital. Candi and Monster got off the horse and picked him up. Then carried him to the emergency room and demanded help. The Doctor shook his head and told them that he's Chinese and that he doesn't know anything about being a Doctor. He told them that he is a magician. Monster tugged on the doctors arm and demanded he fix Mr. Mustang. So Doctor Ping Chang Bong Ding put a sheet over the horse and said, 'Pwooog doo minnng diinnngo ding ding dong chuuuuuuuuuu madda fuuuuu chi chi go yuuu!' Then took the sheet off and the horse got up and neighed. They all smiled and got on the horse. The doctor asked, 'where we going?' Then Monster said, 'You can't come with cause you're Chinese.' then pushed him off. He cried as they left. The horse jumped out of the window and onto a van. Luckily there was only a homeless man inside and he only go minor injuries. On the way to the gas station they saw a white stallion and Monster jumped on it. The horses ended up stopping at gamestop cause they wanted to play guitar hero. Candi and Monster went over to Best buy and bought two laptops that only cost twenty cents all together. They were the best laptops ever. They had unlimited free wifi so they sat outside of game stop for three days waiting for Mr. Mustang and Miss. Stallion to finish playing Guitar Hero. Once they were done they got back on the horses and rode towards the gas station again. The horses stopped once again but this time because they saw a man fly out a windshield. Candi freaked out and got of Mr. Mustang and gave that man a hug and a kiss. Monster rolled her eyes and pulled out a tazer and handed it to the man. The man tazed himself and Candi giggled and told him she loves him. He kissed her then ran away saying, 'If you find my heart call me.' Candi stared at him till he was no longer in view then got back on Mr. Mustang. They finally arrived at the gas station and Mustang and Stallion went to drink gas. Candi and Monster went into the gas station and bought three huge bundles of grass for the horses. Then they bought some ice. They poured the ice out on the grass by the gas station and laid on it. The horses suddenly grew horns and stared a purple stick of butter with wings and eight eyes. The horses jumped back when the butter bug suddenly grew into a beautiful white unicorn. Then Mustang and Stallion chanted in a whisper, 'CHARLIE!' Then Love Gun showed up and jumped on Charlie. She smiled and said 'This Charlie is fun.'
The end....or is it?
bum bum bummmmm!!!!

Author's Note

:) Please be nice.

Reviews

[Nikki <3]

i like it!