You Don't Belong Pluto

A lonely orbit.

Pluto never really fit in. And now word got around the solar system and the galactic hazing began. 

" Do you even have any trace minerals?" Laughed Mars. 

" Stop freeloading off of my orbit." Guffawed Neptune. Also Jupiter said,
" Suck my dick."

Pluto was hurt. Alone. With no identity. Or maybe a fresh start.