What Did I Get Myself Into

"Now guys, I don't want to force you into this, but thinking about last night and all of our financial crisis, I think we should...rob a bank."  "Now guys, I don't want to force you into this, but thinking about last night and all of our financial crisis, I think we should...rob a bank." 

The midget Hank was the first to speak. 

"The f**k Peter, did you just say rob a bank?" 

"Did I f*****g stutter?" Peter snarled. 

Hank along with the rest of us were still trying to digest what Peter proposed. I tried to shed a little light on the situation 

"Peter you are a cop, you get caught with this s**t...you're in the can for life." 

"Think I haven't thought of that Will. Besides me being a cop is better for the inside job." 

Peter replied. 

"What do you have planned?" 

Hank asked him. 

Peter explained to us the plan, the robbery would be easy, $50,000 for each of us and after the robbery he would take this case and f**k it up. 

I gotta tell you for a high school dropout this plan was pretty f*****g solid. And the plan did work. For a while though. 

Few days after the robbery I got a call from Peter, saying that they handed the robbery case was out of his hands and was given to one of the hotshot detectives. He told us that this detective is good, that we shouldn’t do anything suspicious in the meantime and keep our heads down. Then the next day Peter calls again and tells me to get rid of the money that the detective is figuring this s**t out. He told me to burn it, shred it, and gets rid of it and to call him once we no longer have the money. How the f**k am I supposed to get rid of $50,000? I am not burning that s**t or shredding it. I drove my a*s to the middle of f*****g nowhere dug a hole buried the money and put a tree stump over the hole. After a few months I will come back for the money. 

Everyone burned their money but me, I kept it a secret. How pissed would they be if they figure out I didn't burn or get rid of the money. I still have the $50,000 and they don't, they'd f*****g kill me if they found out. 

I'm not sure how Peter found out that I didn't get rid of the money but he did. F*****g bug devices probably, probably bugged the s**t out of my house. I got the call from Peter, he interrogating me, he told me he knew I still had the money and that they all want some of it. I told him “no” and “to go f**k themselves,” and now...they are all after me and the money. The f**k did I get myself into.

Reviews

[The Lazy Layman]

This is fun! I like reading it. It's got a dark humour to it which I find endearing in writing. I am looking forward to reading more and seeing how these friends got to know each other in the first place!

[Afraa]

Never read a piece on here with such usage of profanities. Very entertaining this is. This story must continue.

[Meraki]

Wah! That ending made me mad. It's not his fault they weren't smart! Oh and it completely, only for a second, took my mind off of the fact that the first sentence was repeated. And I'm no grammar nazi, I am, but there were a few grammatical errors. However I'll over look them, I've a few in my books as well mainly because if they're completely edited I can't publish them. Anyways it's good. No, it's great and I look forward to reading more.

[Anuradha Verma]

Very intriguing. But there are a few grammatical mistakes which you might want to correct because incorrect grammar puts off a lot of people.
For instance,
"saying that they handed out robbery case was out of his hands and to one of the hotshot detectives and that we should be wary at all costs." can be either "saying that they handed out robbery case to one of the hotshot detectives and that we should be wary at all costs." or "saying that the robbery case was out of his hands and that we should be wary at all costs."
You can choose one. Or maybe if you want people to ignore the grammatical errors, you can add a note saying so.

[rndarly23]

haha it's awesome. (few grammatical errors) but really awesome. I like it. I don't know if you are making this the first chapter of a book or... a chapter in the middle of the book but I think it would be a great opening chapter. I love it. Hope you follow through with it. :)