Bad drugs (True story happened to me)

True Story

One day in the morning I was traipsing in city stars mall (which is something aweful I guess), buying some stuff for my apartment, the phone rang, it was my friend Akram, he was telling me that I am invited for a dinner in Dokki district with our Dutch friend Amber.

Me and akram agreed that we will meet in a front of Elzhoor club. I parked my car, I parked my car behind a big bus and we took his car! the dinner with amber has finished 3:00 a.m. and akram drove me back to my car.

I opened the car and I putted the key in the contact, it was pretty dark, suddenly I found all flashers is on, I said to myself, a7a what this is?!!!! Offfffff what this is?!! The wheel is covered with adhesive, I got panicked, ohhhhhh this is not my car, just after I said this, I heart a voice coming from the back seats say wooojjjjjooohh.

Actually in this moment I discovered that my body has a wonderful ability to jump in all directions very fast and very high.

It was a freeky guy

I said with a loud voice: what the f**k are you doing in my car, get out nowwwwwwwww

He answered me with a quite voice: give me a cigarette!! And continued his relaxation in my car.

My fear mixed with anger, I opened the car trying to grape him out, he looked overdosed and totally out of control, moreover he was wearing a very dirty pants and I founded a screwdriver near to him, so I left him and closed the car, I turned around myself several times, couldn't believe anything and didn't know what I suppose to do.

I called Akram

Me saying : Akram there is a man in my car almost naked and he is overdosed and he won't get out

Akram said : whatttt?!!! I am coming, I am coming.

I was 10 meters far from my car when Akram came back, he came saying where he is? I pointed to my car.

He went to see him and came back, He came with a big smile in his face, by the way "that's something I like about Egyptian, they smile in weird situations"

Akram shouting : Ahmed, he is naked and masturbating and it sounds like he has a very big dick.

I didn't find any better solution than sitting on the pavement, I told Akram with a dizzy voice "we should call the police"

We called a friend his father is a general in ministry of the interior, he said the police is coming in 10 minutes.
While we are waiting the police to come, I found Akram say: the police has to come fast before the guy spread his sperm everywhere in your car, then he continued saying "don't worry this kind of drugs will make him take time to ejaculate".

The police assault and battery, but the man still won't get out, so they electrocuted him several times, finally they succeeded to grape him out.

They pushed him into the police car, suddenly he urinated in the car "that was funny and miserable"

after that we all went to the commissioner of police and then to the public prosecution.
The man will be in jail for 6 months, "Of course that took some very tough days."

Note : it was my fathers' car, I didn't tell him the story in details, I am sure you know what part I hided, anyways I cleaned the car, I had thought to burn it instead.

Reviews

[E]

indeed, this is funny and miserable.

[Mai Adil]

Okay that was pretty funny .. and awkward :P

[Camel-Man]

I do agree :)
Thank you